For Those Who Are Spending Valentines Alone This Year :(

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

Happy Valentines Day

so many people have someone to share it with this year so id thought id make a thread for us single ladies (or in my case those whos OHs dont celerbrate valentines day)
big hugs to all of you

 

[Melly+2]

Here ladies you can all share me for the day, you can all have a peice of this fine body of mine

 

[zebrastripes]

Yeah, my OH "doesn't celebrate" Valentine's Day It's nice that he has principles and all,but I want a box of chocs and 12 long stemmed red roses dammit!

So who's hiring the "firemen" this year?

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

ooo ill take your left butt cheek

i think i might do a bit of a meany on OH an ask someone to come take me out for dinner
free food, something to do and not feeling lonely... i personally think its worth it

 

[Melly+2]

Hun you will prob only need half a butt cheek as mine are huge, huge piles of love 8)

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

ahh u dont no wat im planning on doing with it yet

 

[Melly+2]

ahh u dont no wat im planning on doing with it yet

oooooo errrrrrr does it invole whipped cream?? Im going to asda in a bit if it does your a saucy minx 8)

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

get some eadible(sp) body paint while youre there

 

[Melly+2]

no need i already have some Im gonna feel so sick for work with all this choc and cream

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

in that case dont forget the butt cheek im waiting 8)

 

[Melly+2]

Ive never met anyone who loved my butt cheek with such a passion before

 

[Babylicious]

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

the bigger the better 8)

 

[Babylicious]

watch you don't get your head stuck

 

[Melly+2]

watch you don't get your head stuck

Oi miss thats just not in the spirit of valentines day, i think your jelous

 

[Babylicious]

I am - I have to admit it although I am growing the hairs now

 

[Melly+2]

growing whatb hairs, do you have a hairy ass

 

[Babylicious]

no but I'm tempted to shave seans and stick the hair on mine

 

[Melly+2]

omg you will look like that monkey man in adult section, you could just shave ur pubes and stick them on instead 8)

 

[Babylicious]

my foo would get cold