feeling your own cervix .... erm

I've read articles about woman orgasming during labour!! I'd love to know how!!
 
i been thinking this.. i dont think i would know what to feel for anyway, and do you really reach it with your fingers??

Also.. i was thinking.. when its time to stick the EPO up the twinkle, cant i just rub the oil on OHs willy and ask him to rub it up there? :blush:

:rofl: do I have to wait till 35 weeks before putting the epo up my fuffle or can I make a start now!? :)
 
:puke: WTF??? It's so fuckin painful anyway orgasum?!?!? Sick!!

Your cervix will feel like a donut but softer with a whole in the middle and smoothish and all guncky lol!! (such a lovely image) haha!! But yer if it's not ready u won't be able to feel it coz when your body isn't ready it tucks itself round and is hard... If you sit down ie leaning over the bath or on the toilet it comes forward my fingers r tiny and I managed lol!! But not again haha!!


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god knows how you orgasm with something that size in the area. the thought makes me cringe and im sorry but thinking of having an orgasm cos my child is being pushed out again makes me feel icky xx
 
All I can say is I had this done with by the doctor last Tuesday and never again is anyone touching me there including my husband, me or any medical person lol!!! It hurt and I could hardly walk after it, it was agony!! But be carefully after I had this done and went home I had a little bit of spotting but when checked is normal after this. xx
 
:rofl: i have never laughed so much in my life!! squeakz your comment that did it was imagine what would happen if you passed out :rofl: that was so funny!! oh god i dont want anyone feeling my cervix!! x
 
Wait till labour when it's all stretched lol!! They have told me coz I'm Vbac I have to be checked every 2hrs instead of 4 - oh yay! Lol!!


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ohh god uses make me laugh hahaha,
When I went to the midwife the other day she said I was 3cm, but I was long what the hell dose that mean?
and im not in labour what so eva so do I just walk around 3cm all the time lol
 
Cervix feels like an unripe plum nomally.. but dont go prodding it.. it hurts lol, and cut, then file your nails super smooth first, or you will end up scraping it and that REALLY HURTS... For lik.. A Week lol

Orgasm during birth.. is kinda weird, but its not a sexual thing atall. An orgasm is a peak in the rush of adrenaline an endorphines.. Both natural during birth, especially right as baby is born.
 
I didn't orgasum with mine lol!!

I would say it normally feel like the end of your nose lol best wu I would reactor it but when it gets 'ripe' it goes quite squishy lol!! Yuk I know!! Lol xx


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This thread made me chuckle :)
I definitely won't be feeling mine, I'll leave it to the experts!
 
I'll be leaving it to the midwives too! I have no desire to go poking my finger into my cervix as a few times OH has been a little 'energetic' shall we say whilst dtd and caught my cervix and omg it hurt!!!!! This thread made me laugh though!
 
Im def gonna have a poke about!
:poke:

I will befreind my cervix as its me and her that will to the hard work in labour (except NOA but i know he will behave :pray: )
Im gonna keep her on the good side :love:
 
well i just had a bath and a "poke" and my cervix is so high it must be near my chin lol i can usually feel it when not preg so it must be all tucked up and not effaced or whatever it called so cant see anything happening soon
 
i had a poke but i still dont understand what om feeling for.. :( everything just feels soft in there i dont know.. :(
 
Having done internals whilst a Student Midwife (which I stopped after six months - Long Story) have to say, feeling Cervix is totally normal, but realising that you can't feel it 'cos what you are feeling is hair on baby's head is a LOT weirder lol
 
uhhhh imagine sticking your fingers up there and feel something hairy!!
 
uhhhh imagine sticking your fingers up there and feel something hairy!!

Uhhhhh! Lol! I'm not expecting Seb to have any hair as I haven't had one jot of heartburn x
 
I think it'll freak me out feeling the babies head if I stuck my fingers up there!!
 

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