Being Induced - This is gross!!!!
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Where oh where will all this stop? Most of the overdue ladies are going to laugh themselves into labour!!!!! 
I reckon the job title should be.........."Ham Shanker"...or "Pork Banger"... or "Hog Handler"... or I better get to bed - this is getting out of hand!!!!!!
Emilia xx
I reckon the job title should be.........."Ham Shanker"...or "Pork Banger"... or "Hog Handler"... or I better get to bed - this is getting out of hand!!!!!!
Emilia xx
ha ha ha,
We are taking the micky out of someone who could really love their job and have a respectable title!!!
Imagine having that on your CV if you came to get another job!!!
And how would you know when to catch the spurt?!!!
oh i love this it's such fun!!!
We are taking the micky out of someone who could really love their job and have a respectable title!!!
Imagine having that on your CV if you came to get another job!!!
And how would you know when to catch the spurt?!!!
oh i love this it's such fun!!!
Have you ever seen a pig with a hardon? Its the longest weirdest skinny willy I have ever seen Not in real life obviously. Really disgusting and they sell them in the butchers in Tunisia if you ever want one to eat!!! An ex of mine was given a video of all that gross stuff as a joke not knowing it was all that with animals, put it on and yuk, how gross. I was just intriged on how these gross women could do such vile things with animals-eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
I rekon it must be like milking a cow and they have a sucking type aparatus on the end - God how gross are we even talking about that!!!
Hehehehe 
I rekon it must be like milking a cow and they have a sucking type aparatus on the end - God how gross are we even talking about that!!!
Hehehehe
They must do. It could be like cats though as it's not enjoyable for cats is it? Apparently Tom cats have spiky willies - ouch, that's why they they make so much noise as it hurts.
Oh God what am I on about now. This is all stuff I've heard whilst having a laugh. I'm not some weirdo that has sexual tendancies towards animals!!
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Oh God what am I on about now. This is all stuff I've heard whilst having a laugh. I'm not some weirdo that has sexual tendancies towards animals!!
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Ah I remember this from email of did you know's - We all mentioned we wanted to be a pig in our next lives.
Did you know?...A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.
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Did you know?...A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.
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Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Did you know?...Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Did you know?...· In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.
Did you know?...The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
Did you know?...The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.
Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Did you know?...Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Did you know?...Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Did you know?...For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. And heres my porn page.
Did you know?...The word "f*ck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, f*ck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.
Did you know?...A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.
Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?
Did you know?...The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
Did you know?...A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry.
Did you know?... During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.
Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.
Did you know?..."Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
Did you know?...Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
Did you know?...Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
Did you know?...The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
Did you know?...Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
Did you know?...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
