Being Induced - This is gross!!!!

[emma1976]

Apparently I heard yesterday that when you get induced one of the options is like a jelly stuff. Anyway, my friend had this done and the midwife wouldn't allow her OH to see the ingredients. Anyway he snuck a peak and why they won't allow you to look at the ingredients is because it includes pig sperm. I mean how gross is this. I thought they were winding me up but then I looked on the internet and it was true! How vile! Obviously that's not the only way to get induced but if I have to I shall tell the midwives there's no way in the world I am having the pig sperm option!! Lets hope they know what I am on about or I shall look slightly insane (if I have to be induced that is). In fact I may even ask my midwife this week if it's true as well. Yuk! It doesn;t actually say "pig sperm" but something along the lines in more of a scientific way (whatever way that is)
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[Urchin]

Yeah I knew that... only found out after I was induced last time.
I wouldn't want that method again anyway as I had a "burning" reaction to it and it was horrible!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

ewwww thats horrible so glad i wasnt induced

 

[Yvonne]

i was induced but mine was a tablet not jelly, do you reckon it contains the same thing?!

Ewwwwwww!!!!

 

Thats bloody sick! I knew the gel was prostogladin which is the hormone found in sperm, but I thought they used a synthetic version of it - not real stuff from pigs!!

I'll go overdue thanks...!

 

The tablets are made from the same stuff - so it's till not safe - still prostagladin

 

[Yvonne]

That's gross!!

So, i know they tell you to make love to your partner to supposidly induce labour but why the majority of the time does it not work? it's sperm isn't it?!! but sperm works in the tablets etc?

Hmmm, not too impressed!

 

[emilia]

I'm having such a good belly laugh here!!! I'm laughing at your reactions but also out of horror, as I was induced twice before! Might explain the "pig-out" attitude I've adopted ever since!
I'm pretty grossed out though - imagine if you were veggie?

Your partners sperm should help, but apparently you should retain the sperm inside your for as long as possible - meaning lying still for a while. I just don't know how to do it anymore!!!! Can't find a comfy position and it's all just VERY exhausting. AND to have full effect - THREE times a day!!!!!
Oh lordy.... I'm mortified - midwife thinks I'll go well overdue!!!
Emilia xx

ps. A quick story to from my midwife yesterday..... One of her patients went into labour at 38 weeks after eating 20 fresh apricots - midwife laughed while telling me that her patient "shat" herself into labour!!! Beats Pig Sperm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tara & Liam]

uurrgghh

PMSL

Thank god i am having a c section. lol

 

[Kim]

Thats bloody sick! I knew the gel was prostogladin which is the hormone found in sperm, but I thought they used a synthetic version of it - not real stuff from pigs!!

I'll go overdue thanks...!

i just saw on TV that it is synthetic, so I'm not sure how much truth there is in this??

 

[Skidoo]

I hope it is synthetic as otherwise it would cause a bit of a problem for certain religions - Jews and Muslims for example!

 

[emma1976]

Oooops, what have I started Sorry ladies, I had to mention it. Tis very gross. It's called PE2 as well which is actual pig sperm. No wonder my mate wasn't allowed to peek at the ingredients.

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[Yvonne]

Well, it will keep my mind off being in labour anyway if i get induced again! lying thinking that my baby is being brought into this world by pig love juice!! Lol

Hmmm, well it gave us something to talk about didn't it!!!

And pooing myself is my worst fear! but i bet the midwives see it daily so don't really care.

Your dignity goes way out of the window when you have a baby, and hearing about pig jib has just made it worse! Lol

 

[Rosebay]

Well I am a vegetarian but given that no animal would have died for it and I'm not going to eat it I guess it's kind of morally sound despite the incredible yuck value!

Please god may it not come to that though!

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[fayebalina]

One question.............................how do they get it from the pig???????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Rosieroo]

ps. A quick story to from my midwife yesterday..... One of her patients went into labour at 38 weeks after eating 20 fresh apricots - midwife laughed while telling me that her patient "shat" herself into labour!!! Beats Pig Sperm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL

I would rather go overdue thanks than have the pig sperm option!!

 

[emma1976]

One question.............................how do they get it from the pig???????????????????????????????????????????????

They have a load of pigs out the back of the delivery suites which is also the set for those animal porn films I think, when the vile porn lady does her thing to the pig it's collected and stored.

That is a thought. Are they bred for their sperm for inductions.

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[Rosebay]

One question.............................how do they get it from the pig???????????????????????????????????????????????

Yeah I was wondering that too! Do you think they offer the pig some pig porn and a quiet sty?!

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[Yvonne]

Lol......

Trust you lot to think of things like that, but now you mention it- it is a wonder!!!!
Also, it's a good job you do not ovulate during pregnancy ( i don't think) , imagine explaining how your egg was fertilised by pig sperm!! Lol

I wouldn't like to have the job of whoever extracts the sperm- what would their job title be!

 

[Urchin]

I wouldn't like to have the job of whoever extracts the sperm- what would their job title be!

Didn't Rebecca Loos do that?

hahahaha!