Baby Ordering Thread

[glitzyglamgirl]

LOL you have to really BELIEVE in the elves for it to work, so get out in the sun with nought to cover ya dignity, dance around and sing

"all hail the elves, the baby elves the baby elves!"

and I want pics

 

[mrsT]

lol - you just want to look at our sexy pre-pregnancy bodies cus you're jealous that you're going to get fat now

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

lol foiled!

but im not exactly skinny to begin with, more "vuluptous" and now I have massive melons to match

 

[mrsT]

What a sexy image I have now - may become a lesbian and forget all about TTCing now!!
(would probably be for best - just did a clearblue digital test - BFN )

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

sorry you got your BFN

Now get out there and start dancing!!

 

[mrsT]

You mean you don't want to leave your OH and join me in lesbian dancing???

I am offended!

 

[xJodieLoux]

Dear baby elves

Please can you send us a little baby, I have 2 girls but my OH has no bubbas and I really want to make him a daddy, I know hed be the best daddy a little boy or girl could ever wish for and we would be so happy.

Thanks elvies

OMG the baby elves WORK!

In that case I want a little girl in the Summer of 2008 pretty please.


xxx

In that case....

Dear baby elves,
Please can we have a beautiful, healthy baby asap in 2008. Boy or girl, we dont mind. We will love him/her very much and be brilliant parents. The baby will also be our parents first grandchild and I know they will be over the moon to have a little baby in the family.

Thankyou xx

Also...

Dear pregnancy elves,
When you finaly grant me my wish of a BFP. Please be kind and dont give me morning sickness or stretch marks or make me gain excessive amounts of weight.

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

You mean you don't want to leave your OH and join me in lesbian dancing???

I am offended!

sorry hunni, maybe in another life, no offence lol

 

[mrsT]

Dear pregnancy elves,
When you finaly grant me my wish of a BFP. Please be kind and dont give me morning sickness or stretch marks or make me gain excessive amounts of weight.

LOL - - hey hey hey - you have to pay extra to ask for stuff from the pregnancy elves!
(Make cheques payable to Mrs T)

 

[mrsT]

You mean you don't want to leave your OH and join me in lesbian dancing???

I am offended!

sorry hunni, maybe in another life, no offence lol

Well!!
Never mind - your loss hun