Your last text...

[pilkers]

I suspect this thread might have been done before but I like to recycle!

What was the last text you received???

mine was from my sister

"Just won 750 on link full house, was 2 numbers off winning 13 grand! Shaking like a shitting dog! X"

 

[skairdykat]

Mine said

'No'

In response to me asking my friend if my kids were at her house

 

[Squiglet]

from DH...

"yes"

we txt a lot

 

[SarahH]

haha!!! My mate will kill me for this!!

Really tired. Not had much more than a couple of hours sleep. Last night I did my thing and tried to leave but he wanted to talk so I stayed. We admitted that we both want to be together but I want to take things really slow. We've still to talk more so might see him tomorrow. What you up to today?

This is my friend talking about her f*ck buddy, a very confussing situation that I wont go in to!!

 

[zebrastripes]

"I'm in Antrim and I'm scared. A weird stoned guy has offered to show me his two-headed calf WTF I need you here to take care of me"

My friend is a bit of a character, she takes buses and travels to places she thinks sounds interesting....then gets stuck there.

 

[pilkers]

"I'm in Antrim and I'm scared. A weird stoned guy has offered to show me his two-headed calf WTF I need you here to take care of me"

My friend is a bit of a character, she takes buses and travels to places she thinks sounds interesting....then gets stuck there.

brilliant text!!!!!!!!!

 

[tracey 2]

i cant put down my last text on here need appropriate is all i will say - from OH

but text before was from sarah (geordie) saying "im gonna copy n paste it soz had to leave we went 2 register collier then we went 2 his mum 4 tea on way home now so will do it as soon as i can"- thats just regarding london meet

 

[LisaJ1986]

Mine's from my sister. I've invited her round for a BBQ on saturday.

"He likes sausages thats it so don't buy him anything special. Jade eats anything"

Telling me about her fussy boys.

 

[Miss.Monroe]

mines from OH friend with regards to going to footie that night (OH phones not working)

no can do mate, still hanging from saturday night.want my bed, next week deffo!

 

[MrsBrightside]

"no she not with anyone at the mo. I dont know I forgot to ask, It dont last forever thou I think its just 18 months or something... Bump is getting big and I forgot to tell you its a boy!!!! "


From a childhood friend who's telling me another friend of ours isn't seeing anyone at the min and had just been to get her eye brows tattooed on and of course that her bump is a boy!

 

[kelsey]

mine's from a friend

"No i'm going 2 bed with my husband! Shall I come over tomorrow?"

 

[Kimbo]

"night night love, see you both tomorrow xxx"

off my mum! she's away until tomorrow

 

[evemarie8]

Mine was from my friend saying "Are you coming to the IQ party tonight? I have cheesy doritos just for you!" (she knows me too well), I did go and scoffed loads of Doritos, then when I got back Brad had ordered a curry So much for my diet!

 

[LaineyG]

x

From my new fella......not telling you the previous convo!

xxx

 

[NICCI]

mine is from my mum...

'what is a man called when he dresses like a woman cause i think that is who is going in BB on friday xxx'

bless her

 

[NICCI]

mine is from my mum...

'what is a man called when he dresses like a woman cause i think that is who is going in BB on friday xxx'

bless her

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

mine was from DF his on a course
'aww me to baby, i have to go learn now tlk to u in a bit, i love u so much my gorgous fiancee' :d

 

[paiges_mummy]

mine is from a mate saying

'' what date is jamie's 21st?? , cant do the 19th as im at a party ''

 

[Becky&Willow]

mine was "ring me as soon as you can" from OH not very exciting.

Although the one before that was "Ethel is a prostitute but she didnt want her grandma to know. One day the police raided the brothel and lined up the girls outside. Ethels gran happened to be passing. A quick thinking ethel said we are waiting in line for free oranges. Gran decides to wait for a free orange. The police eventually reach gran to question her . How do you do it at your age...?.
Oh i take my teeth out, pull back the skin and suck em dry. "

 

[x-kirsty-x]

'We'll go shopping as soon as I get in. x' from OH

Last one I sent was to MIL...

'Thanks for dropping them clothes off xx'