When you think you need a massive pee and you finally get off ur bum to go after just getting comfy and just a trickle comes out! Then 10 mins later same again! Xx
When you say ouch when sitting down cos you have piles
Sitting waiting for labour but it's not effing coming. 3 days from due date!!!!!!!
When you say ouch when sitting down cos you have piles
I have one hemmoroid - so sexy!!
when you pick a yoghurt out of the fridge and it's expiry date is after your due date, making you go 'shiiiiiiit!'
When you find that you've managed to catch nits from your toddler, but your pregnancy hair is so thick that you can't effectively wet comb and the pharmacist won't recommend chemicals so you end up crawling with the buggers. All the while, your toddler has been gloriously nit free for over a week.
Yep. This is my life