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You know you're in the third trimester when...

You have to field a constant "ooh you haven't got long, have you?" line of questioning every time you meet a stranger
 
When people say. "Oh you're still pregnant, I thought you had that baby ages ago"
 
When the nurse giving you your flu jab says wow you are massive.... Cheers love just what I needed to hear!!
 
When you're trying to get dressed for the day, realise you have no pants that fit properly without bunching or rolling, so you think "screw it! !"and go commando. .....
 
Where you walk further just to take the lift because its significantly quicker than if you took the stairs lol
 
When your entire afternoon out revolves around where the toilets are and panic sets in if you can't see any!
 
Your morning routine consists of getting up, washed and straight back into your pyjamas
 
When your 69 year old mother cleans and puts your kitchen back together while you sit on the couch cos standing is too difficult!
 
When you can't step outside your front door without at least 3 strangers asking how long you have to go.
 
When you can't step outside your front door without at least 3 strangers asking how long you have to go.

Ugh this drives me nuts! My slightly odd neighbours will say 'Oh there's our little beach ball' or 'oohh you're so round! ' WHAT??!!
 
When you look like a turtle trapped on its back trying to get out of bed!
 
When you know exactly what time it is in the middle of the night by how badly you have to pee.

I've renamed 2:30 am as pee o'clock
 

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