You know you're in the third trimester when...

[theshipscat]

U feel really happy because u thought u needed to pee and u actually did - a whole one and not just a pathetic trickle!

Yes! Haaa ha ha or people think your crazy at work because they hear you sit on the toilet and go reaaaaaaly??..... Because only a trickle comes out. Xx

 

[MrsMeaney]

When having a poo makes you wonder if you're actually in labour

The effort it takes to poo sometimes you wonder if youll even manage labour and pushing a whole baby out of your foof!!

I literally abandoned an effort earlier and thought to myself "yep, good luck getting a baby's head out Dan"

 

[MayBMore]

I laughed at 'trying to cross your legs when sitting down' I have been bloody trying to do that for aaages now! Nope can't do it

 

[lisa1985]

When you fear sneezing, in case you let a fart out!!!!

 

[violet13]

when baby's head is that low you get scared and just lie down before walking again incase he pops out unexpectedly Xxx

 

[flisstebbs]

You're awake before your toddler!

 

[KHTW]

Putting tights/socks on resembles practicing yoga!

 

[MrsS143]

Putting tights/socks on resembles practicing yoga!

When hubby just automatically puts your socks on for you lol

 

[CarrieMarshall]

when you have to replenish your knickers collection roughly every 2 weeks

 

[WishingHoping]

When you know a trickle of pee is going to come out every time you sneeze so dread a sneezing fit!!

 

[KHTW]

Putting tights/socks on resembles practicing yoga!

When hubby just automatically puts your socks on for you lol

Haha! I am not asking him to do that! No way

 

[MrsS143]

Putting tights/socks on resembles practicing yoga!

When hubby just automatically puts your socks on for you lol

Haha! I am not asking him to do that! No way

He just takes them off me and tells me to sit properly
The awkward angles and struggling to breathe and weird grunts are too much for him to just ignore lol

 

[CharDrap]

Iv abandoned socks altogether with puffy ankles it's slip on slippers then pumps to go out on as I can reach my feet lol!

 

[littletwix]

You put a waterproof mattress cover on your bed...just in case...

 

[CarrieMarshall]

Lol littletwix I'm planning to do this too, just gotta find a decent one!

 

[MrsS143]

I've always had one on my mattress
Protects from sweat etc too!

 

[littletwix]

To be honest I'm not sure how good the cover I got are...I might put a second one on as well, it sounds like a nappy under the sheets!

 

[MrsS143]

Eeugh
Mine feels towel like
No noise
I could pour a can of juice on it and the top just soaks it up its brilliant x

 

[Shelly1812]

There's OAPs waiting on hip replacements who's hips feel in better condition than yours lol xx

 

[CarrieMarshall]

When you give up being offended by comments such as;

"Do you FEEL massive though? ?" - sister
"Aahh you're wearing harem trousers today, is that because you're feeling really fat? " - mum