You know your a new mum when...

[Yodabo]

You go up the school to collect your other kids and not realise you got dried milk on both shoulders

I seen a thread like this on another site and thought it was fun so I reckon we should follow on the theme!

 

[AugustMum]

When your facebook page turns into a place of homage to your baby...

....even if you promised yourself it wouldn't be.

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

When you actually don't mind not having any sleep and also spend most of the time talking in baby voice!!

 

[Yodabo]

When your facebook page turns into a place of homage to your baby...

....even if you promised yourself it wouldn't be.

Hahaha! Thats so true!

 

[Yodabo]

When everytime you sit down to eat the baby wakes up.

 

[Lacey's Mummy]

When everytime you sit down to eat the baby wakes up.

Def true!! Also housework or even needing the loo, straight away their awake!! Lol

 

[megsmeadow]

when it takes you 2 hours to get ready to leave the house, and when you are just about to open the door baby needs fed/changed.

 

[megsmeadow]

or when a girly gossip now consists of what colour your baby's nappy was

 

[Zazu]

when you become a bum sniffer! "has he pooed?"

 

[bearsmummy]

When every time you get dressed 5 minutes later you get puked on and have to get changed x


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[AugustMum]

When you get puked on and think to yourself...noone will see it when its dry.

 

[bearsmummy]

When you get puked on and think to yourself...noone will see it when its dry.

Rofl! This is definatly me!


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[megsmeadow]

When the smell of baby sick is your new perfume!! (No matter if you have changed or not!!)

 

[Esoames]

When everytime you sit down to eat the baby wakes up.

OMG so true!!

 

[inky]

You start talking to yourself on the pretense of talking to the baby, only to realise they fell asleep 10 minutes ago

 

[inky]

Oh, and when shopping for new clothes, you find yourself wondering how easy it would to get a boob out in that lovely looking sequinned top...

 

[Esoames]

Oh, and when shopping for new clothes, you find yourself wondering how easy it would to get a boob out in that lovely looking sequinned top...

Yes!! We were testing the mannequin! Lol

 

[karenandbump]

When no matter how many hot drinks u make yourself, you always end up drinking them cold!!

 

[Yodabo]

when you can miraculously do everything with one arm

 

[mdsremos]

When no matter how many hot drinks u make yourself, you always end up drinking them cold!!

So true, I cant drink my coffee hot anymore since DS 4 years ago lol