You have got to be f@!?;&£ kidding me!!!!

[cosmicgirl]

So missed last ov due to the horrendous flu, ok, never mind!
Today is cd13 I think and what dis I spend last night doing??? Sitting on the toilet with the sh!ts!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr
Haven't done any opk yesterday (was out all day) or today (coming out both holes lol tmi).
I nearly pooed my pants in the car last night, had to drive from Salford to Liverpool with the sweats, contraction like pain and shivers, I tell ya if I had of got home 5 mins later!!!
Not happy!!

 

[FebMum2Be]

Ahh, how horrible for you I hope you're feeling back to yourself soon x

 

[cosmicgirl]

Thanks hun, I literally sat up alllllll night, so boring!! Did however get to watch lots of labour and birth programmes on discovery home and health!! xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

That's the worst bit about that, it's impossible to rest, always something coming (out of 1 of the 2 ).. How many hours have you had it? I had to get some anti-sickness tablets last time and they worked a treat x

 

[cosmicgirl]

It started about midnight last night, right through the night and I felt better about half past 8 so had some scrambled eggs. Still feeling ok until about an hour ago when I had to rush to the loo again! But I'd rather have this over vomiting any day! xx

 

[babybo]

Aww hope your feeling better soon ( xx

 

[cosmicgirl]

Thanks hun, one month I will not be ill around ov I hope, maybe it's a sign that it's not the right time yet xx

 

[LouiseB]

Your still good Cosmic, got 2 or 3 days for it to clear up and if you have the shits for 3 days you need to go to A&E so i'm sure will be gone by then

Sorry about you having the runs btw, there was only once that i was very nearly caught short as i ran to bathroom - fortunately my brother thought the smell was a fart as i sprinted past and didn't realised the state i was in

Isn't it nil by mouth for the runs? Lots of tepid water though.

 

[cosmicgirl]

If I could have found a bush I would have gone for it, I was in that much pain! Thanks Louise, all not lost just yet xxx

 

[Nurse 26]

Aww no, hope you feel better soon and plenty of time for BD its early days yet

 

[cosmicgirl]

Aww no, hope you feel better soon and plenty of time for BD its early days yet

Thanks hunnie, I hope so, the poops aren't sexy lol xx

 

[FebMum2Be]

Not unless that's what you're into?! I joke that's just wrong! x

 

[cosmicgirl]

Not unless that's what you're into?! I joke that's just wrong! x

Eeeeeeeeeeeek have you seen the porno with the glass table? Or even worse, the two girls with the cup!!!! xxx

 

[Amyrose]

Twitty bang bang! twitty bang bang! twitty twitty bang bang bang we hate you! lol get Imodium (think thats how you spell it) it will fix it for you x

 

[FebMum2Be]

I was gonna say 2 girls 1 cup but I didn't want to look like a pervert Wrong on so many levels... Does blue waffle mean anything to you??

 

[cosmicgirl]

Buzz off the girls with the cup, hope they were paid a wedge for that lol
I've heard the term blue waffle *googles.....

 

[Amyrose]

I was gonna say 2 girls 1 cup but I didn't want to look like a pervert Wrong on so many levels... Does blue waffle mean anything to you??

I had to get a mirror to look at my foof to see if i had one

 

[FebMum2Be]

Make sure there are no young eyes about Mightn't be a good idea seeing as you have a bit of a weak stomach atm! x

 

[FebMum2Be]

@ AmyRose, I think the blue waffle pic has been photoshopped, it just HAS to have been x

 

[cosmicgirl]

OMG @blue waffle