What will you answer?

[Miracle babe]

OK so your in hospital, LO is lying peacfully asleep in a cot next to you. Your perineum is in tatters and even the prospect of having a pee fills you with dread. There enters a midwife who sits down conversationally on the end of the bed and asks you what you plan to use for contraception when you get home
What will you answer?

Got mine all ready...........................................................................


























A FOOKING MALLET

 

[hev&madi]

 

[budge]

well they won't bother asking me coz i shall just ask them to sew me right up when repairing my perineum.

 

[hev&madi]

ive decided to cut my other halfs bits off

 

[lozzi]

im using a packet of the pill A DAY

a depo injection in each cheek

9 implants down each arm

6 condoms a femdam

and then just abstain

better to be safe than sorry

 

[chezzabell]

 

[mummykay]

puttin OH's willy in a pickle jar so he can only look at it and remember wot he used to do with it until he did this to me!!!

 

[violet-glow]

no need for contraception... ill have snaped OHs willy off during the labour

 

[Miracle babe]

Ahhhhhhhhhh I can see we are a forgiving bunch

 

[Jo]

 

[claireabell]

 

[Jade89]

hahahaha that answer caught me a little off guard and i cant stop laughing now!!!!

I'm bloody breathless as it is with my lungs being all squished now i just CANT BREATHE!!!!

hahaha!