Waters breaking in shops

Awwwww c'mon just imagine the fear on the shop assistants faces when a bunch of full term grumpy pregnant women turn up.
 
I heard today you get £600 in vouchers if your waters break in mothercare!! But this person also told me that 2p in your mouth tricks a breathalyser which raises many a question :(

But how would they know?? Might wait til mine go, wander in and pour a bottle of water down me trousers and see what I get, it's opposite the hospital here in Romford ;)

I used to be a police officer and that trick doesn't work!! X

That's what I said! But then she said, and I quote "it worked for my mate last night!" I figure he's just lucky and was under the limit. Horrified all the same!!

Will be watching whose driving near me and the kids this crimbo that's for sure
 
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