very childish but...

[missac]

Following on from in my pants saw this on the net once and it had me nearly wetting myself laughing, now this may not appeal to everyones sense of humour but...

What you have to do is think of a song with the word heart in the title and substitute heart for pump

so...

my heart will go on.. my pump will go on!!

Pleasse tell me I am not the only one that finds this unbearable funny!!!!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

*giggles childishly*

Dont break my pump

 

[Vickyleigh]

unbreak my pump

 

[missac]

thank god some people replied I was thinking maybe I am just a bit of a freak!!



Every Beat Of My pump - Rod Stewart

 

[gemmap27]

ooooo oooo I Got one!

West life - Open your Pump!


(I am not a Westlife fan either! )

 

[missac]

i don't want to be a pump breaker

 

[Hellokitty]

A better game is to think of a song...e.g.

Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit
Survivor - Eye of the tiger


Replace the last word of the song with 'penis'



If the song only has one word for the title then add 'penis' on the end

 

[gemmap27]

Don't Phunk with My Pump - Black eyed peas!

or

Don't Phunk with My Penis - Black eyed penis

 

[missac]

flying without penis

you've lost that loving penis

I wanna hae sex on the penis

baby can I hold you penis

ooh I like this game better

 

[jenna]

 

[Misslarue]

take another little piece of my penis

 

[missac]

don't go breaking my penis

 

[Misslarue]

don't go breaking my penis

ouch!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Everybody needs penis

 

[Urchin]

Head, Shoulders, knees and penis.

 

[Urchin]

*sings*

I wanna hold your peeeeeeenis, I wanna hold your penis

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Penis night fever

 

[jools221181]

*sings*

I wanna hold your peeeeeeenis, I wanna hold your penis

Beautiful south
A little penis
Prettiest penis

Jamiroquai
Deeper penis
Little penis

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

smells like teen penis

 

[jools221181]

smells like teen penis