Tonight Mattiew im going to be...............

[Melly+2]

..............Billy no mates. Gals gone to watch the Kings of Leon, jammy ******* so me and Hope have sat eating takeaway as mummy couldnt be assed to cook So im like a stuffed pig now on my tod as she is in bed, what the feck can i do now, humour me people

 

[charlotte_]

i'm jealous! OH & i wanted to go & see them for his birthday, but couldn't get a ticket for love nor money!

 

[Melly+2]

Aww thats a shame hun, hes going to see snow patrol in march, bought him the ticket for christmas, ive iorganised for him to go with his mate though, as he has been working alot lately thought it would be nice for him, plus i cant afford a ticket for myself as well as i have spent loads on him for crimbo

 

[emmie]

awww hun enjoy the peace while you can i say

 

[bobby1]

I was like that yesterday as Lau went out to the pub with his buddies


here's some jokes...

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move ?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college

Q: My breasts, rear end & even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy ?
A: Yes, your bladder

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right ?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current

 

[Slinky Sarah]

too right hes a jammy sod!!!

sorry i wasnt about to entertain you!! Id ahve come round