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The Xmas Cracker Joke Thread!
- Thread starter Foxxi
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A man walked into a bar......
Owch
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What do you call a man with paper underpants?
Russle
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What happened to Mr Blobby when he stayed in the bath too long?
Got a Crinkley Bottom
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In the special Olympics whats better than gold?
Iccceeeeeecrrreeeeeaaaam!
(please not meant to offend but I pished myself when I heard it.)
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Paul Macartney, Heather Mills and there child were in a plane that was crashing rapidly to the ground. There was only 2 parachutes and Heather Mills promptly grabed one and said F you Im off! With this Paul then turns to his daughter and said "go on sweetie take this one I have had a good life already I dont mind dieing" The little girl was laughing and as this wasn't a very funny situation Paul asked why "because mummys just jumped out the plane with my school bag"
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Owch
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What do you call a man with paper underpants?
Russle
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What happened to Mr Blobby when he stayed in the bath too long?
Got a Crinkley Bottom
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In the special Olympics whats better than gold?
Iccceeeeeecrrreeeeeaaaam!
(please not meant to offend but I pished myself when I heard it.)-------------------------------------------------
Paul Macartney, Heather Mills and there child were in a plane that was crashing rapidly to the ground. There was only 2 parachutes and Heather Mills promptly grabed one and said F you Im off! With this Paul then turns to his daughter and said "go on sweetie take this one I have had a good life already I dont mind dieing" The little girl was laughing and as this wasn't a very funny situation Paul asked why "because mummys just jumped out the plane with my school bag"
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Paul Macartney, Heather Mills and there child were in a plane that was crashing rapidly to the ground. There was only 2 parachutes and Heather Mills promptly grabed one and said F you Im off! With this Paul then turns to his daughter and said "go on sweetie take this one I have had a good life already I dont mind dieing" The little girl was laughing and as this wasn't a very funny situation Paul asked why "because mummys just jumped out the plane with my school bag"
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Paul Macartney, Heather Mills and there child were in a plane that was crashing rapidly to the ground. There was only 2 parachutes and Heather Mills promptly grabed one and said F you Im off! With this Paul then turns to his daughter and said "go on sweetie take this one I have had a good life already I dont mind dieing" The little girl was laughing and as this wasn't a very funny situation Paul asked why "because mummys just jumped out the plane with my school bag"
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam
*tumbleweed*............................................
Dam
*tumbleweed*............................................
What is green and stands in the corner?
A naughty frog
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What's ET short for?
Because he's only got short legs
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Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
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Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are naked Smarties
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I own an 8 year old these aren't limited to xmas
A naughty frog
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What's ET short for?
Because he's only got short legs
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Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
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Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are naked Smarties
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I own an 8 year old these aren't limited to xmas
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