*~~~The Jokes Thread~~~*

[Melly+2]

Lets all be happy and bring some laughter in this joint, post your jokes, not too rude other wise Urchin will shout at me


Computer style monotone: Hello, I am the XS486 Mark Five answering machine. I am equipped with the new Pentium processor to assure that nothing can go wrong... Gowrong... Grong.. Grong gronggronggrongBEEP

Come on people dont see many on here much lets laugh together

 

[missac]

did you hear about the spanish fireman that had twins?

He called one jose and one hoseb

 

[Melly+2]

what do you call a man witha bag on his head

















Rustle

 

[Kazz]

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 pounds!

Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

From hunger, you mean? 'the doctor asked,

No, from f**kin' skippin', the Irishman said.

 

[Melly+2]