Geordie&Bairn
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I'm in a down mood my James was only home for one night and has now gone back to Reading where he works .
So i thought id find away to stop me blubbering like a big cry baby eating the 2 bars of choccie in the fridge
I LOVE Billy Connolly and went a hunting for some of his jokes and im much happier ive been laughing my head of as i read them seriously i laugh till i cry or fall of the seatte when i watch him
Thought i'd share and ask what is your fave comedian/s? and what funny jokes you know?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
thats my James
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days
I worry what do ice cream men do in the winter????
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
so true
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Im not intellegent i ALWAYS think of the lone ranger
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
Yes WHAT was did he think he was doing ?
oh thay make me giggle
i feel so much better now 
So i thought id find away to stop me blubbering like a big cry baby eating the 2 bars of choccie in the fridge
I LOVE Billy Connolly and went a hunting for some of his jokes and im much happier ive been laughing my head of as i read them seriously i laugh till i cry or fall of the seatte when i watch him
Thought i'd share and ask what is your fave comedian/s? and what funny jokes you know?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
thats my JamesI worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days
I worry what do ice cream men do in the winter????
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
so true
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Im not intellegent i ALWAYS think of the lone ranger
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
Yes WHAT was did he think he was doing ?
oh thay make me giggle
i feel so much better now 
