The worst/best/funniest gossip you heard about yourself?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by glitzyglamgirl, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. glitzyglamgirl

    glitzyglamgirl Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2006
    Messages:
    6,300
    Likes Received:
    0
    Dunno why I suddenly thought of this as its never bothered me what people say behind my back, but now and again i'll remember it and feel a mixture of anger and humour at the situation :lol:

    Anyway, I left my hometown in Kent almost 4 years ago now, I moved to East Croydon and had a job working for BMW, but that didnt work out so I moved to Wales about 3 months later (no-way I was going back to Kent once I had finally left lol)

    So....about a year after leaving I went back for a weekend to visit some friends and went to my old local.

    Someone "kindly" told me what the gossip was and why regulars I had previously got along with were basically ignoring me.

    Apparantly, I left Kent because I had got pregnant and didnt know who the dad was, and had an affair with my boss at BMW in Croydon and pretended it was his baby so he would pay for an abortion, then done a runner with his 100k BMW to Wales :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    So have you ever heard any outrageous gossip about yourself?
     
  2. leckershell

    leckershell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2006
    Messages:
    6,947
    Likes Received:
    0
    Other than I slept with someone in the corner of the room at a work christmas party... which I didn't by the way.

    People were sniggering at me and my bloke for weeks even though I found out why and put people straight... It was embarrasing cos even the managers had found out and they all looked at me weird :wall: :roll:
     
  3. fran_23

    fran_23 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 12, 2006
    Messages:
    5,079
    Likes Received:
    0
    LMAO- this is a wicked thread some ppl make up the stupidest gossip!

    in middle school (honestly i must have been about 10)
    some girls said i was a lesbian because on a school trip i was lying
    on another girls bed chatting to her at midnight!!
    also when i worked in spain as a watersports instructor
    my colleages saw what they thought was me (but categorically WAS NOT)
    having sex with someone in a bush at the campsite- they were gossiping for weeks and wouldnt accept that it wasnt me!!
     
  4. Becs

    Becs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2006
    Messages:
    2,955
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oh you poor things! What nasty people to make up things like that. Especially the one about you Glitzy, you some girl must have been really jealous about you for them to have made up such a random and extensive story!!

    I haven't heard any gossip about me that isn't true. But I did cringe when i heard what the sets and props boys called me at work behind my back. Apparently I used to be known as 'TT' as in twin towers on account of my massively out of proportion breastage to the rest of me. But get this - they stopped calling me that after 9/11 as it had 'become inscensitive'. :rotfl:
     
  5. Tegala-7thMarch08

    Tegala-7thMarch08 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2007
    Messages:
    2,827
    Likes Received:
    0
    haha this thread is great..

    i heard a rumor that wen i was about 11 12 me and my friend had sex with a 50 year old dissabled guy in a swimming pool cubicle( i didnt even lose my virginty untill i was 17 lool soz tmi there)... i found it funny though but it was a bit annoying... :rotfl: :rotfl:
    oh and also i was a lesbain because i punch my friend in the back :? :? :? :? :think: :think: :think: i mean wat??? lool ( btw i never punch her hard was jst a lil budge cos she was gettin annoyin hehe)
     
  6. debecca

    debecca Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2007
    Messages:
    4,374
    Likes Received:
    0
    Last term I heard from a child that I had cancer and I was leaving at half term... :shock:
     
  7. zebrastripes

    zebrastripes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2007
    Messages:
    3,703
    Likes Received:
    0
    Lol,apparently I had three abortions before I had Willow :rotfl: I heard that one only the other day-but I think only the real thickies in my school believe it. :roll:
     
  8. maria1976

    maria1976 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2006
    Messages:
    1,517
    Likes Received:
    0
    That i was a prostitute!!! :shock: I said hello get it right I WAS a dominatrix years ago LOL
     
  9. mummykay

    mummykay Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2006
    Messages:
    10,259
    Likes Received:
    0
    lmao @ Maria aka Miss Whiplash lol :rotfl: :wink:

    Only gossip Iv heard about me was that Jam was my little brother and not my son, I laughed my head off at that one!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  10. Misslarue

    Misslarue Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    0
    One of my ex 'mates' not only accused me of being bi-sexual, she insited I fancied her and wouldn't invite me to her wedding :twisted:
    I wouldn't mind but she's a dog :talkhand: :lol:
     
  11. libs

    libs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2007
    Messages:
    4,502
    Likes Received:
    0
    when I first met Pete (he was 45) a friend called me concerned that she had heard I was marrying a 70 year old :roll:

    and some guy once threatened me when I was having a row with my sister that she had a big sister that would "smack my head in" :rotfl:

    and my sisters loopy ex who told friends of ours that I keep Pete locked in the house.....the same friends who had been out with him the night before :rotfl:
     
  12. mrs_tommo22

    mrs_tommo22 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2007
    Messages:
    11,043
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well ive heard when I went to my old home town a few years ago that I have a child thats been adopted by a childless couple in America, and ive had 10 miscarriages.

    WTF :shock: where do people get this stuff from? :doh:

    There were some really nasty people in my 'old' life, im so glad im not in that enviroment anymore - especially with all that bullshit
     
  13. Babylicious

    Babylicious Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2007
    Messages:
    12,973
    Likes Received:
    0
    When I started seeing my ex someone spread rumours that I was pregnant when I wasn't and someone even phoned my dad :shock:

    Oh and I was accused at school of sleeping with this lad who only had one testicle I mean ffs
     
  14. Squiglet

    Squiglet Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 29, 2007
    Messages:
    8,899
    Likes Received:
    0
    OOooo when I was at school I'd apparently "cursed" someone to have his arm broken :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    And just recently.. The best ones are from one girl .. Apparently. I've made up my illness, I've starred in porn films, I've let my husband sexually abuse my little girl, and I've been having an affair with this bloke (very laughable if you knew the bloke) and the baby I am carrying isn't DH's...

    It might be a little upsetting if it wasn't for the fact that this girls spread SO many rumours about SO many people, that no one believes her anymore anyway :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  15. paiges_mummy

    paiges_mummy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2007
    Messages:
    930
    Likes Received:
    0

    jesus squig aint you popped yet :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  16. Squiglet

    Squiglet Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 29, 2007
    Messages:
    8,899
    Likes Received:
    0
    apparently thats another rumour going around :wink: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  17. Misslarue

    Misslarue Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    0

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: That's not gossip, that's pure evil :twisted:
     
  18. trixipaws

    trixipaws Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2006
    Messages:
    13,599
    Likes Received:
    0
    i agree! :twisted:

    when i was 18 people used to say i was a lesbian and a drug addict, but it was true then :oops:

    im a clean homebody mummy now tho :angel:
    (and iv got a boyf! lol)
     
  19. Rosieroo

    Rosieroo Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2005
    Messages:
    6,128
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well the most pointless gossip I heard recently was that I walk down to Matalan every day to meet my mum from work? Ummmmmm nope! Fraid not! As if I don't have enough to do :lol:
     
  20. Minime

    Minime Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2006
    Messages:
    2,512
    Likes Received:
    0
    My ex husband is STILL spreading shit about me & DD, I mean I left him 3 years ago, get a life!

    Recent ones are DD is on ecstacy, she's pregnant the usual stuff. Thing is I think he's actually talking about his own DD....

    When he saw me with OH he said I was seeing my lawyer who was an old man. My OH is 39, my ex is 43 :doh: oh and my OH is NOT a lawyer, he dresses in a suit for work, to my ex suits = lawyers Besides the fact my lawyer was a woman, he should know he got enough letters from her :roll:
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice