the stupid things men say

[Me, My Girls & I]

i bet there's some right classics floating around out there!!

i had the best one last night

OH was setting up my tv for me

him: alice you've got a problem
me: whats that?
him: it says there's no analogue signal being recieved
me: yes and...dickhead
him: so its not gona work
me: digital switchover...
him: yea but if you're not getting analogue you wont get any digital!!

took him a few minutes to think about it and then he realised how stupid he was being

 

[evie_smith]

I haven't got any man things come to mind ATM but I will have a think lol x

 

[Yodabo]

Thicko! haha!

My hubby is pretty stupid....All those years back when i met him, He thought he was the only one who had morning glory..should have seen his face when i said 'no love, every man gets it' He really did think he was special too...

 

[MrsR]

My OH says stupid stuff majority of the time! x Lol x nothing specific comes to mind at the moment but there've been a few

 

[Dad-to-be]

I presume there's a thread on this forum somewhere for all the stupid things women say???

We're under a lot of pressure when our other half's pregnant...we can't be perfect all the time!

 

[MrsR]

I end up making up words because I forget half way through what I was saying! Lol! x It is very funny though! x Half the time my favourite words are ones I've made up-horridious (a combination of horrendous and hideous) is a particular favourite of mine at minute! x My OH says ridiculous stuff when I'm not pregnant (and Alice as far as we know isn't pregnant) so what's his excuse then?

 

[megsmeadow]

My OH is now fluent in the language of 'stuff and things', usually located in 'the place' next to 'no the other one'. He's usually not so bad, just when the vino is flowing he likes to come up with interesting ideas!

 

[MrsR]

Ooooh megsmeadow what kind of ideas?!

 

[megsmeadow]

Hahaha, not 'those' kind of ideas!

 

[Dad-to-be]

Do you point out your other half's stupidity to them? Have you ever thought by pointing this out that it makes us worse for the fear of seeming stupid.

Are men allowed to point out women's stupidity? Of course not. It's more than our life's worth!

 

[megsmeadow]

My OH points it out all the time!!! And I don't have any come back for him, cause he's right! I once asked if dogs can breathe through their mouths after watching kids throw stones into the sea and an alsation sticking it's snout in the water to get the stones.

 

[Dad-to-be]

Classic! Perhaps we should change the title of this thread to "the stupid things people say"...

 

[FebMum2Be]

Getting ready a few nights ago to go out.. I was finishing make-up, I was wearing a top which was half backless.. In his words..

OH: I didn't know that was a topless back
Me: A what?
OH: A topless back
Me: Which is?
Oh: A back without a..... Shut up



Thats the only one I can think of recently.. In his defence he had had a few drinks!

 

[Dad-to-be]

That must a bloke thing...I had to read that 3 times to actually see what was wrong with it

 

[FebMum2Be]

Maybe we should keep the title how it is then

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

i'm just imagining all your faces if i turned round and said i was up the duff my OHs always pointing out the stupid thing i say and do, which is most the time!! and he's never had to put up with me pregnant so that's no excuse for him!!

 

[FebMum2Be]

You have to be cruel to be kind lol

 

[Dad-to-be]

Stupid women's clothing. They only design them that way to confuse blokes. Tops, bras....it was only this weekend when the missus bought a new skirt. At least I thought it was a skirt. It turns out it's a strapless summer dress. At least with men's clothing tops are tops and trousers are trousers...

 

[FebMum2Be]

I thought women were the ones that gave off??

 

[titch]

Okay my favourite quote of my OH ever...

"Look, Ive told you, IT - IS - NOT a musical. They just sing a song to let the listener know what has happened so far" He was getting really pissed off with me and I was crying laughing!

My friend from school had some classics, the best was in physics "If the moon reflects the sunlight onto earth, how come we can only get sunburn and not moonburn" Our teacher kept a straight face and said "oh you can, surely by your age you should know to wear sunblock if youre out on a summers evening!" she really didnt see what was so funny