Silly things to do before we give birth :)

[Steelgoddess]

Im having a bit of a boring one today so thought I would devise a list of norty things i could do in the meantime...

Feel free to join in and definatly feel free to do them and report back on how you got on

- Phone the local takeaway place, run through the whole menu asking what everything is and then say "Hmmm, ok thanks im not actually hungry thinking about it..."
- Cut the bum and willy part out of your OH's boxers, put them to the top when he's off on a night out and wait for the fireworks... (Might be an idea to remove all the others just in case he doesn't pick the dodgey pair)
- Buy your mum/OH a lovely bottle of red wine and fill with Ribena and then reseal
- the next time someone phones, pick up the phone and pretend to be someone else (I actually did this a while back and my poor Mum phoned up and said "Oh... im so sorry" and then hang up )
Have a game of knock down Ginger, go on u know u want to!!
- When your OH or whoever you live with comes in from work/whereever, don't make eye contact or say hello, just say "I wonder where _THEIR NAME_ has gotten to" and then walk off. (I love doing this one).
- Put im a barbie girl on repeat and DEMAND this is playing during your labour!

I can't think of anymore yet but sure i will when i get bored again... Love to yours ladies!!

 

[nickilubs]

Yay I like yours to much to think of my own hehe especially pretending someone has the wrong number hehee your poor mammy!

 

[NickyB]

You're great Sharne!

I particularly like the boxers one, I couldn't keep myself together doing the rest. Although, love the idea of you confusing your mum.

Oh, and pregnant lady waddling in knock knock ginger!! Ha

 

[Jade&Evie]

Have a game of knock down Ginger, go on u know u want to!!

How fast can you run ATM?!

 

[dannii87]

That's hilarious!! I'm actually up for 90% of that!!

Can't do the takeaway one though I NEED FOOD

- Phone your birthing partner and say "OMG I'm in labour!!!! QUICK! QUICK!" Then, when they start to talk (or panic lol), say "oh no sorry, just needed a fart."

- Write your Facebook status as "Baby Evie is 2 weeks old!" To get all the *******s back who won't leave you alone

- Camp by the front door, wait for the postman to arrive and start barking and yanking at the letters he's posting ( I'm soooo doing that tomorrow!! Haha!!)

 

[Steelgoddess]

Have a game of knock down Ginger, go on u know u want to!!

How fast can you run ATM?!

Oh balls! Didnt think of that, hmmm might bhave to hide behind a car, i cant just imagine it...

"Mummy why did that lady with the big belly knock on that door and then hide behind a car"

 

[Jade&Evie]

- Write your Facebook status as "Baby Evie is 2 weeks old!" To get all the b******s back who won't leave you alone

THATS A GOOD ONE!

 

[NickyB]

Don't forget to 'prepare' yourselves before any giggling.

"Mummy why did that lady with the big belly knock on that door and then hide behind a car, then wee herself?"

 

[Steelgoddess]

That's hilarious!! I'm actually up for 90% of that!!

Can't do the takeaway one though I NEED FOOD

- Phone your birthing partner and say "OMG I'm in labour!!!! QUICK! QUICK!" Then, when they start to talk (or panic lol), say "oh no sorry, just needed a fart."

- Write your Facebook status as "Baby Evie is 2 weeks old!" To get all the b******s back who won't leave you alone

- Camp by the front door, wait for the postman to arrive and start barking and yanking at the letters he's posting ( I'm soooo doing that tomorrow!! Haha!!)

You could always say "Oh Evie? yeah they got her dates wrong apparently, shes actually due in 6 weeks" that'll get them off ya back!

 

[spacehopper]

Oh dannii they had me in stitches, im sat here laughing my head off and getting strange looks from my mum

 

[dannii87]

"Mummy why did that lady with the big belly knock on that door and then hide behind a car"

OR...

"Mummy, why did that lady with the big belly knock on that door, wet herself then beg for forgiveness and demand someone ring the labour suite?"

Not that a 3 year old would be able to use words like that

 

[dannii87]

You could always say "Oh Evie? yeah they got her dates wrong apparently, shes actually due in 6 weeks" that'll get them off ya back!

Haha!!

Or you could say "I'm not actually pregnant, my body hadn't digested the turkey I ate at Xmas"

Walk down the high street excitedly waving at every car that goes by and watch as they wave back with a confused face like "do I know you? I'll wave anyway... "

Go to the pharmacy and ask for a pregnancy test

x

 

[Jade&Evie]

Go to the pharmacy and ask for a pregnancy test

HAHAHA! I just choked on an ice cube!

 

[dannii87]

Go to the pharmacy and ask for a pregnancy test

HAHAHA! I just choked on an ice cube!

Why were you sucking an ice cube?!! lol xx

 

[spacehopper]

Please stop because im going wee myself lol <<<<< thats what im like at the minute.

Dannii you really do make me laugh with the things you say, really cheered me up today.

 

[dannii87]

Awww good!! xx

 

[NickyB]

Oh, loving the pregnancy test idea!!

 

[Suzie and Faith]

OMG you guys are hilarious! i want to play!!

 

[dannii87]

Join in!!

Don't you remember what lazy bums we are in 3rd tri on maternity leave with nothing to do but torment people?! That's the aim of the game xx

 

[Steelgoddess]

I think I might start speaking in "Hoodie" language... Get down the young folk of today...