Out of the mouths of babes!

[evie_smith]

Were watching scooby doo my son has just turned two

Zander - look mummy (at tv) books fell

Me - oh yea

Zander - be careful?

Me - yea she has to be careful doesn't she

Zander - no shit

No idea where he got it from I didn't want to laugh in front of him but omg when I left the room he better not do it again it will be a cute at first thing I'm sure lol!!


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[titch]

thats so funny!!

 

[MrsR]

Lol! I remember I was taking DD to my mums one weekend when she was about 2 and suddenly she turned around and said 'oh shit! I forgot my dolly'! I was dying to laugh! She has never sworn since but man it was funny!

 

[Lander]

My uncle gets a bit grumpy when he's driving, but it wasn't 'til his daughter come out with 'fudding dunt!' from the car seat in the back that he realised how bad he was...........

 

[inky]

lol, I know you shouldn't laugh but sometimes it just can't be helped! One of my friends daughters (she was about 3 at the time I think) was lugging one of her toys into the front room where me and her mum were, and she struggled a bit, only to stop after about 30 seconds and go 'oh come on yer *******' - me and my mate had to try so hard not to fall about laughing, she said it so seriously!

 

[evie_smith]

He just walked past the back of me when i'm stood at changing station changing chloé - he has his dj a car from cars Pixar and dj is singing he says - shut ya lip man

I'm like omg!!! Lol!!


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[amyjayne77]

 

[evie_smith]

He's got the cheek in him today lol!!


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[emmaandamyleigh]

amy like that and shes nearly 1 months she sed bitch oh shit and bugger shes not sed them again lol it was so cute when she sed it i also try not to laff

 

[flexilexi394]

Lol my friends 3 year old is so bad with her language. Not too long ago she was hitting out a me so I ignored her, and said "I'll speak to you when you ask nicely" and she came out with "oh fuck sake" and walked off! I was like but it's very naughty! So hard not to laugh at them. X

 

[FebMum2Be]

Oh god!

My nephew is wild for it, he can talk, full sentences etc, but babbles and pronounces things in his own little way.. The other day he came out with the most well pronounced "fuck" I have ever heard in my life!

 

[evie_smith]

If my bells gets annoyed she says fuck sake


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[JJ Mum]

Ooh so funny Evie! bless him.

My daughter called my other son a Pratt few days ago, and although I do swear too much, that's not one I use at all! I was like who told you that word !! Thinking it was my dad, as I grew up wikth him using that one. She said it's not rude, it's in the dandy! (the comic has a cartoon called Postman Pratt!!, she showed me!) Can't believe they would , I kow it's not the worst word, but the dandy is like for 8 year olds!

 

[Laura_C]

Luckily Grace has never said any really bad swear words yet, we try to be so careful what we say around her. She does say some funny stuff though, on holiday she said to her grandad totally randomly 'get out then you dirty mare' as we had just parked up outside the apartment. We all burst out laughing, couldn't help it! Really don't know where she got that from!! She also sometimes says 'who bloody left that there?!' - but I har now been old she is actually saying 'whobody left that there' lol!

 

[evie_smith]

Lol bless her! My kids rarely swear/say cheeky things I think that's why I found it so funny coz it was so random lol xx


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[Lacey's Mummy]

Lacey doesn't swear but the other day she made me laugh! Charley was naked and she said mummy what are those big things, their balls Lacey, boys have them even daddy! Lacey then said, daddy has a long thing too!! I haven't laughed so much in ages!!

 

[evie_smith]

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[FebMum2Be]

!!

 

[Elfs Mummy]

 

[*Hope*]

soo funny, cant wait till annabelle can talk !