i bet he described it as the "biggest squirrel" uve ever seen adn its "evil" eyes, i love th way blokes are so funny in making things sound worse than they are...
you know squirrels are getting very lairy these days it wa son this programme that there was a sqirrel attacking ppl in this park..it attacked the police when they came to find out what was going on..i think they gave it an asbo.. lol
your poor hubby i think it sounds quite scary gettting attacked by a squirrel although it is extremely funny to us
please budge print of loads of pics of leary squirrels and stick them up in cupboards and on the bathroom mirror, on the inside of the toilet seat etc...and put one under his pillow..please please please!
get him while he is buy a soft squirrel and wake him up with a whistle so he jumps up to see a squirrel dressed in karate get up right in his face .. or eating his balls im sure you would prefer the latter ...
im going to bed now...but i will expect to see a thread with pics of you're DH sitting in a corner rocking because "the squirrels are back and they are getting into my brain"
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