A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
>course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
>Paul's flatmate was.
>
> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
>this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
>watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
>between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's
>thought's, Paul vounteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I
>assure
>
>you, Simon & I are just flatmates.
>
>About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother
>came to dinner, i've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
>suppose she took it do you? Well I doubt it, but I will email her just
>to be sure said
>
>Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
>
>DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
>HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
>FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
>DINNER. LOVE PAUL
>
>Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
>
>DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
>SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF
>HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
>NOW. LOVE MUM
>
>
>Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS
>OUT)
>course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
>Paul's flatmate was.
>
> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
>this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
>watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
>between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's
>thought's, Paul vounteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I
>assure
>
>you, Simon & I are just flatmates.
>
>About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother
>came to dinner, i've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
>suppose she took it do you? Well I doubt it, but I will email her just
>to be sure said
>
>Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
>
>DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
>HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
>FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
>DINNER. LOVE PAUL
>
>Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:
>
>DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
>SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF
>HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
>NOW. LOVE MUM
>
>
>Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS
>OUT)
