Right, bit of fun....this might have been done before!
As in the song, Paul Simon says there are 50 ways to leave your lover.
All of his are male, but it can be either male or female.....let's try to get to 50!
I'll put his ones down -
1) Slip out the back Jack
2) Make a new plan Stan
3) Don't need to be coy Roy, get yourself free
4) Hop on the bus Gus, don't need to discuss much
5) Drop of the key Lee, set yourself free
So that's 5 from Paul Simon......one from me....
6) Feed her to a shark Mark
xxx
As in the song, Paul Simon says there are 50 ways to leave your lover.
All of his are male, but it can be either male or female.....let's try to get to 50!
I'll put his ones down -
1) Slip out the back Jack
2) Make a new plan Stan
3) Don't need to be coy Roy, get yourself free
4) Hop on the bus Gus, don't need to discuss much
5) Drop of the key Lee, set yourself free
So that's 5 from Paul Simon......one from me....
6) Feed her to a shark Mark

xxx