Need to get this baby out

[evie_smith]

I'm now worrying if I go over they will c section me as my mw was saying tr other day ahh ok you want a vbac and plan to section at 42 weeks I was like what no!! Plan to induce at 41 weeks which is what I fully disgused at my consultant appt but they haven't wrote it down! Now I have to rely on my midwives to ring them to make me an appt which I doubt they will as I know it's easier to wheel them in cut them out then there is more bed space in the labouring ward! I'm well gutted and my mw so dent take my details down to ring last time I seen her sooo I need this baby out self induction methods please??

She also told
Me she wouldn't sweep till I was well over and im having a section so ... And then left the sentence hanging - gutted !!! So any methods welcome even if they are a load of old cobblers I need something to work before this thurs wen I have to see that bloomin mw again at 9am dragging two kids out at stupid o clock with one pram


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[Rhino Horn]

champagne! It's a good enough excuse to have a drink this time of the morning

 

[evie_smith]

Haha! Might ask my DH to get me one of then tiny bottles of wine so I can have a glass and a half later everyone is suggesting wine or champagne lol!!


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[Lacey's Mummy]

I would say sex but that hasn't worked for you yet come on Chloe/Layton!!

 

[evie_smith]

I told my husband this morning I want sex this morning followed by a walk round asda for wine/perry and a pineapple then I'm gonna have it blitzed and sit on my ball for a bit for him to have sex with me again in the evening I will then orally take 2 epo wharle I'm on my ball and in middle afternoon lol I will start on the wine and have the rest of the tikka masala haha!!


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[karenandbump]

Sounds like a plan hon - hope it all happens for you x x x

 

[evie_smith]

I reckon focusing on it so much t won't happen haha!!!! So hopefully the glass or two will relax me later enough lol!!!

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[MrsR]

Aw hon! Hugs x

After sex put your legs and bum up, it's supposed to help concentrate the sperm onto the cervix x

Hope the evacuation techniques work! I'm joining you on the walk-we're walking to church and then to tesco, walk around tesco and walk back home!

 

[evie_smith]

Good luck hunni xxxx


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[serenitylove]

id even get hubby rubbing the sperm gently around inside might help things along a little i was told by every mw i spoke to and consultant they cant/wont induce if you have had a previous section it too dangerous for rupturing scar so i really hope you get things going hun

 

[isobel84]

SHE will come soon hun X

 

[evie_smith]

Lol she! Or he lol! Maybe but I dint want to be cut open to get her or him out x


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[evie_smith]

Oh my
Lord!!!!!!
Had my couple of glasses of wine and I'm quite very so much thir-snick-it! Lol do u think I cld get away with a 3rd??? Lol


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[Lacey's Mummy]

I was thinking of having some later, do you think it'll show up in my urine sample at mw tomorrow? I'm gagging for a drink

 

[vixforever]

not long until you can have a glass when baby arrives to celebrate!!

 

[evie_smith]

I don't know I doubt it lol they prob don't regally screen fir alcohol lol my mw has already told me I can have 3 units anyway I had a third in the end but feel sober now so drinking my blitzed pineapple lol xx


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[Lacey's Mummy]

Did you have curry for tea?

 

[evie_smith]

I wasn't hungry lol! I tried some stu I saved up but gave up after three spoons only ate two bites if breakfast too but managed half a sandwich and crisps at lunch coz we were out and I felt rude not to lol! I might down some curry b4 bed but I doubt it lol I had two epo orally earlier had bad acid all day and loads of plug come away no blood in it tho xx


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