Help Wanted!!

[KellyHook]

Right ladies,

This isn't pregnancy related but I need your help!!!

OH decided to get brave and decided to chuck a glass of water over me just before he went out earlier ... I am going to get him back but just don't know how, this is where you lovely ladies come in!!!

Any revenge idea's??

WAR IS ON!!!!! Hehe xx

 

[Bunnykins]

you could try antique'ing him, its where you throw water on him then flour!! its a bit evil though and potentially messy!!! or salt on his toothbrush? or just plain old hiding somewhere and jumping out at him!! (might be hard with a bump tho!!)

 

[NinjaKitty]

peanut butter in his pants.

 

[natashateale]

I once put salt on my step dads tooth brush when we had a war going on. other thing i did to him or he did to was:

Put something embarrassing in his lunch box for work (obv if he takes one) such as a baby spoon for his yohgurt. Or sellotape his lunch box shut.

Set his clock back an hour so he gets up and hopefully leaves for work an hour early (if you can set all the clocks back that he will look at)

Put something in his sandwiches (i put rubberbands in my step dads, prob abit dangers lol)

When hes in the bath throw cold water on him, thats the worse thing ever lol

Tie all his socks together in a chain.

 

[suzzi]

put veet hair removal cream in his shampoo bottle lol

 

[NinjaKitty]

Wsit till he's asleep and shave his plums.

 

[pinkyprincess]

Rub his toothbrush on a block of soap!!!

 

[KellyHook]

Wsit till he's asleep and shave his plums.

PMSL... too late for that, he already does it!

 

[jomc]

put veet hair removal cream in his shampoo bottle lol

hahahaha!

 

[pinkyprincess]

I once put salt on my step dads tooth brush when we had a war going on. other thing i did to him or he did to was:

Put something embarrassing in his lunch box for work (obv if he takes one) such as a baby spoon for his yohgurt. Or sellotape his lunch box shut.

Set his clock back an hour so he gets up and hopefully leaves for work an hour early (if you can set all the clocks back that he will look at)

Put something in his sandwiches (i put rubberbands in my step dads, prob abit dangers lol)

When hes in the bath throw cold water on him, thats the worse thing ever lol

Tie all his socks together in a chain.

That made me laugh out loud... On a bus full of people.... Thanks!

ESP love the sock thing and the bath, OH and I do that to each other all the time in the shower!

 

[BevG]

Wait till he's asleep and shave his plums.

most men like this once they have it done once as they think it makes their tackle look bigger.

veet his eyebrows into patterns whilst he sleeps

 

[MrsHakaxjdx]

i was very naughty once my oh had chucked snow on me and very badly peeded me off. So as we where getting it on at night i went into my bedside cabinet and put heat rub like muscle cream on my hands. i started massage his bal*s and the heat didnt kick in straight away, but then he was crying like a baby. it was so funny his eyes where watering and all i could see was him sat in a cold bath shivering trying to blow on his bits. he wont mess with me again x

 

[NinjaKitty]

Wsit till he's asleep and shave his plums.

PMSL... too late for that, he already does it!

Wax his ass crack then to match. That should smart a bit.

 

[suzzi]

dont leave us in suspence what did you do???????????????????????

 

[KellyHook]

oo i havent done anything yet, just buying my time, he would of expected me to do something as soon as he got in.. but im waiting till he least expects it!

 

[k8_005]

i would do something like shake his drinks up or beer next time he has one before u give to him.

 

[Lulabell]

put veet hair removal cream in his shampoo bottle lol

Pure evil... I like it! Haha!

 

[Lulabell]

i was very naughty once my oh had chucked snow on me and very badly peeded me off. So as we where getting it on at night i went into my bedside cabinet and put heat rub like muscle cream on my hands. i started massage his bal*s and the heat didnt kick in straight away, but then he was crying like a baby. it was so funny his eyes where watering and all i could see was him sat in a cold bath shivering trying to blow on his bits. he wont mess with me again x

Love it!!!

 

[Lulabell]

You lot are putting bad ideas in my head! Shame on you... Hehe!!!xx

 

[LaurenMM]

I did something to my OH completely by accident, get one of those water bottles with the little suck cap and if you open it and squeeze at the same time it'll go everywhere. I did it to my OH by accident but it was sooo funny. Another thing I've done is when weve had McDonalds, I've cut the straw in half so he cant suck the drink out, put sellotape over the mouthpiece of his phone so no one can hear him, ran into the bathroom while he's showering and poured freezing cold water over him, ran into the toilet while he's peeing turning the light off and pushing him (can be funny if he pees over himself, not so funny if he pees over the floor/walls!!) lol needless me and OH have a right laugh together xx