Hello 2ww

[Amyrose]

I think im 2dpo but not quite sure as my body is being a right bugger i had all the signs pos opks ewcm rise in temps my opks then went neg but this morning are back with lines again not quiet as strong as the control line but there none the less grrrr! ive only started the dreaded wait and already im wishing it over im so bloody impatient.

i really look like a big Irish lobster i got sunburned yesterday it wasnt even that sunny i have the fairest skin in the world. I have such a farmers tan and sunglasses marks on my face ooooh the shame

 

[NinjaKitty]

Gl hunni Here's plenty of for you.

 

[Amyrose]

temp is 37.12 up again got ewcm hmmmm this is a puzzler!

 

[cosmicgirl]

Good luck hunnie xx

 

[LouiseB]

Fingers crossed

 

[Amyrose]

Aw thanks ladies! im not gonna build my hopes up ( who am i kidding?) im gonna be poking and prodding and testing like a loon for the next few week or until the men in white coats take me

 

[NinjaKitty]

im gonna be poking and prodding and testing like a loon for the next few week or until the men in white coats take me

We've already sent them. It was Cosmic what called them.

**Kitty sniggers and then runs for cover**

 

[Young Mum 21 x]

good luck xx

 

[Amyrose]

im gonna be poking and prodding and testing like a loon for the next few week or until the men in white coats take me

We've already sent them. It was Cosmic what called them.

**Kitty sniggers and then runs for cover**

**Amy tries really hard to retaliate but her fingers seem to be stuck in her foof**
Watch your back ninja and cosmic im gonna get ya

 

[Amyrose]

I am up with the birds this morning. I feel quite sick i would love to think at 3dpo its morning sickness but i think it might be the fact i made my hubby get me a macky Ds at all hours last night lol. cm has changed today its a yellow colour and lots of it my cervix is still high either that or its hiding from me as it feels raped from all the prodding im doing on it opk is neg.

 

[Amyrose]

I fell asleep on the couch for a few hours so unlike me i never sleep during the day. i think my mind is tired.

 

[cosmicgirl]

*hides up a tree with night vision goggles outside ninja's house, taking incriminating photos off her with hand up foof checking cm - posts said photos on Facebook*

 

[Amyrose]

As long as you dont turn the evidence into a porno (one night in AmyRose) I have to leave it alone i think i have given myself a blue waffle from checking my cm

 

[cosmicgirl]

Lol @ blue waffle x

 

[Amyrose]

i can honestly say my foof has been raped by my hand hahahahahha

 

[cosmicgirl]

All in the name of biology x

 

[Amyrose]

i would shove a tree up there if it made me pregnant, if it did i would name her root

 

[Nurse 26]

Good luck Amyrose! i'm also 2DPO but we didnt TTC this month. xx

 

[Amyrose]

I was all happy there for a sec that i had a testing bud. have you not tried at all? x

 

[cosmicgirl]

Or branch? Lol x