Getting knowwww youuuu!!!

[CARNAT22]

Ok so I was going to post a piccie of my baldy pussy, I mean my baldy AND my pussy!!! But can't see an easy way to upload photos- so I'll give you a visual;

My fella has a bit more hair than a shaved head, a definitely does not look like statham- when he grows his hair he almost looks like Paul weller and considers himself a mod!!! He's 5'11 and wants to call any sons we may have after the bristol city football club!!!

My pussy is grey/brown tabby with a white bib and socks- he's a naughty little bugger and likes to pounce on OHs bum when we're getting naughty in the sack!!!

So that will have to do until I configure out the photo malarkey!!! Would love to see the images that are in your heads now!!!!

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I don't need piccies, you paint quite the mental image there hun

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[liz_milne]

No pussy for me either. I do have a growler, however.

Ha ha!!! that reminds me so much of the pisstake of lorraine kelly......."look at ma growler" lol

can't remember what it was on? Was it him that does celebrity juiced, the programme he done before with the masks on?

 

[netty]

it is off bo'selecta lol and i say it in a fake scottish accent too!! i ladyscaped last night though so bald as a coot

 

[CARNAT22]

how did i miss this thread... and how do you do this carnat??? if im on top as soon as i move even an inch off it it all gushes out all over him. he loves it with me on top but im worried about wasting spermies this way

First off you need to stay on top, with willy inside for a bit.... If he pulls out straight away then yep you will lose a lot.

After a few minutes he need to gently push you off and you need to keep that arse in the air. So you end up face down, bum up....

The important bit it keeping willy in for a while though and I know not all men stay semi hard after?

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[netty]

natalie i think thats the first time i heard you graphically describe sex!!

the willy makes a good plug i agree! i make oh keep it in but he stays hard for ages and we always end up doing it again and then it just gets everywhere

if you cant be fussed with all that then just start off bums in the air, not quite doggy i put my face in the bed! then oh instead of kneeling behind me stands up........we call it frogging hahsaha its very deep and after you are in the position you need to be

watch out for fanny farts though kinda kills it

 

[russellmuscle]

I hate that noise. that FF even though davids heard them all the time since I like doggy so hes fine with that, I dont like going on top atall - feel like I cant do it right or like all eyes on me I dont like it lol

but yeah when Im on top or lying on my back the minute its out i have to quickly raise my bum!

 

[CARNAT22]

natalie i think thats the first time i heard you graphically describe sex!!

the willy makes a good plug i agree! i make oh keep it in but he stays hard for ages and we always end up doing it again and then it just gets everywhere

if you cant be fussed with all that then just start off bums in the air, not quite doggy i put my face in the bed! then oh instead of kneeling behind me stands up........we call it frogging hahsaha its very deep and after you are in the position you need to be

watch out for fanny farts though kinda kills it

I hardly think using the term willy is going to score me points for dirty talking LOL

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[PINK BUTTERFLY]

Love the frogging idea! Might give that a try tonight...do you have to just stay like that after with your bum in the air for 30 mins???? OMG think i will have to put a blanket or something over by arse just incase by furry baby comes into the room! Eeeek!! x

 

[russellmuscle]

talking of furry babies in the room we BD'd the other night and the light was out, I got up to go to the loo and right at the bottom of the bed my cat was pure perched stering at us with big wide eyes as if. I know what you were doing!!!

 

[CARNAT22]

My cat always wonders in when we dtd - she has a closed door phobia so there is no point locking her out, she'd be outside mewing and scratching to be let in better to let her watch !!

Yep bum in air for 20 minutes..... LOL about the blanket, I had to keep telling OH not to go anywhere near that end... (he keeps me company LOL)

It did hurt my arms and back after a while as well

BUT there was no leakage!

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[PINK BUTTERFLY]

OMG no lights on for me!

LOL my cat has the same closed door phobia! She goes mental if you even think of closing a door! I have to leave the bathroom door open a bit when i am in the shower or on the loo (when im on my own) otherwise she freaks! She has learnt how to open my bedroom door so i cant even have any privacy! x

 

[CARNAT22]

OMG no lights on for me!

LOL my cat has the same closed door phobia! She goes mental if you even think of closing a door! I have to leave the bathroom door open a bit when i am in the shower or on the loo (when im on my own) otherwise she freaks! She has learnt how to open my bedroom door so i cant even have any privacy! x

Unless it' a number 2 the bathroom door is open for me, unless we have guests (OH hates it though and he always closes door, even if he is brushing his teeth??)

My little moo cat is a spoilt princess!

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[russellmuscle]

my cats are the same, do you know why, theyr spoiled! anywhere i go they go and now they dont bloody leave me. surely they can tell we are dtd though? lmao one time when I lived with my mum me and david were dtd and my dog tucker ran in the room and licked his bum cheek and ran back out again I was in stitches for about an hour he was traumatised!

 

[PINK BUTTERFLY]

Yours is spoilt!! My can has to sleep in the bed with us! She sleeps next to me and my poor OH has to move right over so she has enough space...i get so hot sometimes with both of them either side of me! And if i need to go to the loo during the night i take the covers of off OH rather than disturbe the cat! MADNESS! But my OH is just as bad as me! If anything he is worse and lets her get away with everything! LOL x

 

[CARNAT22]

my cats are the same, do you know why, theyr spoiled! anywhere i go they go and now they dont bloody leave me. surely they can tell we are dtd though? lmao one time when I lived with my mum me and david were dtd and my dog tucker ran in the room and licked his bum cheek and ran back out again I was in stitches for about an hour he was traumatised!

Oh no - that is hilarious (not for your poor OH)

Yours is spoilt!! My can has to sleep in the bed with us! She sleeps next to me and my poor OH has to move right over so she has enough space...i get so hot sometimes with both of them either side of me! And if i need to go to the loo during the night i take the covers of off OH rather than disturbe the cat! MADNESS! But my OH is just as bad as me! If anything he is worse and lets her get away with everything! LOL x

My OH has spent the odd night on the sofa as Amber is tucked up on his side of the bed and he doesn't want to wake her?? More fool him I say!

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[russellmuscle]

well this just shows you how bad I am.

Last night, Suri (my first born fluffy) shes like me shes quite mysterious and like grumpy and doesnt like getting picked up were as Yumi is a wee friendly brillo pad. Anyway, suri plumped herself on my belly last night and I always sleep on my belly or side and because she was on lying I thought aww bless she never usually lies there and lay uncomfy for an hour until she decided she wanted the bottom of the bed.

Usually David gets up at the weekend and they bolt in and steal his spot beside me. I love my wee kitties wouldnt change them for the world, i dont understand why some people dont like them.. each to their own I suppose

 

[CARNAT22]

Never trust people that don't like cats

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[kirstymichelle]

Your all MAD! lol

I just couldn't have anything in bed with me! My chameleon is in the room but she like to go on the plant in the window at night time. All this talk of sex is making me desperate! its been 4 weeks since i got to DTD and i want it sooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Simoneh00]

My kitties are insane. We currently have 6 because mummy cat had 4 kittens daddy cat sleeps on my side of the bed, mummy cat sleeps on OH's side and all 4 kittens sleep under my daughters bed. Mine don't allow closed doors. I went for a shower the other night quite late and when I opened the bathroom door they were all sat in a little row waiting for me to come out hee hee xx

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[PINK BUTTERFLY]

We are all mental! But they are soo cute and when they look at you with those big eyes you have to give in! I think my OH is worse then me though, if she is naughty im the one who has to tell her off and i will not let her on the bed for say an hour (what she hates) but my OH will be so sneeky and let his arm fall down the side of the bed where my cat happens to be and he will move his hand so it rubs against her, im like dont she has been naughty and he is like I cant she is so cute! Men hey!

Carnet - How to you double quote like that...teach me wise one!?!? x