Getting knowwww youuuu!!!

[charliebear]

Good luck eggy!!

Loving the pic's ladies

 

[russellmuscle]

hahaha mishi i just dont know what i would do with him me makes my vajayjay go WAHAY i think i would just fart out of nervousness if i got him alone


natalie i wondered how you missed you pussy! cant exactly lose it can you.....mind you mine is getting lostunder the chewbacca effect i got goin on

Mine's been out of action since 26th Feb

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ooo my 21st haha

 

[russellmuscle]

Hi girls,

How are we all today ??

 

[netty]

ovulating thats how i am and i am STARVING all i have is a fucking slimfast and this is how i feel

 

[mishi]

ovulating thats how i am and i am STARVING all i have is a fucking slimfast and this is how i feel

Oh god I don't know how you can drink that stuff I'd rather drink my own piss and it would probably be more nutritious too!!

I'm good, just wishing AF would come so I can get on with trying to make a baby! Although having fun practising, but it made me late for work this morning!

 

[netty]

morning sex is the TITS! oh always has a massive stonk on his dingaling for me come morning time YUM

i hope af fucks off for you sweets!

i like slimfast! just not the banana one that tastes like someone pissed in my face its the fakest banana taste ever

 

[mishi]

Nope hate them all and it's just not natural to drink something for lunch ffs - well unless it's rip roaringly alcoholic of course....

 

[kirstymichelle]

Lynette you lucky bitch! My OH is a miserable fuck in the mornings!!!!

I am well Jel!

Loving the pics ladies. Chloe you look like my step sister x x x

 

[netty]

yeah its not great but it is a quick fix to shed the 1st stone! in fact i am tempted to go out and get a roast beef baguette mmmmmmmmm fresh hot beef your fault mishi!

 

[netty]

Lynette you lucky bitch! My OH is a miserable fuck in the mornings!!!!

I am well Jel!

Loving the pics ladies. Chloe you look like my step sister x x x

i never said he agreed with it, its just there staring me in theface so i hop on it he doesnt have to do owt so he is fine with being ridden like sea biscuit

 

[kirstymichelle]

Haaahhaaaahhahaaaaa!!!!

I have OV jealousy too!!

I can never go on top , way too self conscious x

 

[mishi]

yeah its not great but it is a quick fix to shed the 1st stone! in fact i am tempted to go out and get a roast beef baguette mmmmmmmmm fresh hot beef your fault mishi!

Oh I'd def be doing the roast beef baguette Hun, yumm, can't beat fresh hot beef

 

[mishi]

Haaahhaaaahhahaaaaa!!!!

I have OV jealousy too!!

I can never go on top , way too self conscious x

Don't be daft you look gorgeous honey and OH luuves you! Shock the arse off him next time and do a Sea Biscuit like Lynette

 

[kirstymichelle]

Lol Mishi i could never! Unless drunk x

 

[CARNAT22]

We do mainly me on top (back when we used to have sex LOL)

Even when TTC - OH was all like "if you're going to use me for sperm at least do it the way I like it" Me on top works in my favour as well though so it was no real hardship!

Morning sex is for teenagers and new couples

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[mishi]

Lol Mishi i could never! Unless drunk x

Oh Darlin, we need to get you in touch with your inner vixen

 

[PINK BUTTERFLY]

I love being on top....in control

Must admit i feel a little better with it when had a few drinks also LOL x

 

[mishi]

Your OH's love you ladies and most of them love it when you take control! I did burlesque classes a few years ago and it does wonders for your confidence in the bedroom It was fab - older ladies, younger ladies, thinner ladies, fatter ladies, all with body hang ups that had gone by the end of the course! 'Twas amazing

 

[Simoneh00]

Lynette what's a sea biscuit

 

[CARNAT22]

Lynette what's a sea biscuit

Sea biscuit I believe is a horse - so this is some reference to Lynette riding her poor fella liek a race horse?? (I would assume?)

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