Getting knowwww youuuu!!!

[dollface79]

What is going on in here?!?!?!? Sea biscuits and drunk vixens... my word!!

 

[Lynds77]

Lynette what's a sea biscuit

Sea biscuit I believe is a horse - so this is some reference to Lynette riding her poor fella liek a race horse?? (I would assume?)

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if my Man had a bod like Lynettes OH I would ride him like seabiscuit too!!

but unfortunately with his big round belly it would be more like riding the ocean waves...........

 

[netty]

Lynette what's a sea biscuit

seabiscuit was a racehorse haha it was a film too!

and natalie morning sex is when you get the hardest PENIS its like a babbys fucking arm come daylight, OH moans it hurts him and he cant wee until it is gone! So i hop on, tons of fun

i am past being self conscious the guy has seen me in some rare states so my jelly belly is the least of my worries he just holds on to what he can hahaha

No such fun when OVulating though no no no, get bent ova and BUMS IN THE AIR ( careful with the love puffs though )

 

[CARNAT22]

We still did me on top (we did last cycle around ovulation as well ) and if you do it right then you can manouvere off and keep your arse in the air... No leakage at all !!

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[liz_milne]

you lot are lucky *******s. My OH is a pest controller and he travels all over, so normally gets up and leaves the house about 5.30am. there is NO WAY in hell i'm waking up at that time to jump on board, no matter how much i want it! Even at weekends he is up well before me and won't come back to bed. Miserable shit!

Nope, we normally have evening or night sex. After 5 and half years NTNP I think maybe I'm BDing at the wrong time? Ya think? Maybe some early morning bish-bash-bosh would do the trick and catch that egg!!

 

[Lynds77]

you know what Liz you may well have a point there. Most of us get our surge in the afternoons. So what if the egg is released in the afternoon? they say an egg will last for between 6-24 hours before its too late. So maybe morning sex is the answer!

we did do it one afternoon when I was ovulating cause I was on a night shift so wouldnt have been able to do it at night time........

 

[CARNAT22]

We're strictly before bed time on weekdays (anything goes on weekends though!!)

I think back to those early days when we'd be able to do it twice per night and then again before work We were like that for ages......

I don't have the stamina now!

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[liz_milne]

If I remember correctly, with Bobbi's (real) dad (spermdonor ahem) we were NTNP but when i worked out when i roughly conceived i worked it back to a "pull a sicky" day from work, the both of us, and we both got paraletically pished and played naked jenga! yep! Whoever knocked the tower down had to strip an item off. Needless to say we were just putting it up to knock it right back down again just so we could strip a bit more!

THAT I believe was when i concieved my daughter, and that was afternoon? We really did have a good sex life anyway but never seemed to catch whatsoever and 9 times out of 10 was night time sex!

Gonna have to get a babysitter I think so's we could have some morning or mid morning nookie! OH won't know what's hit him! poor wee soul!

 

[H_Savage]

Sea Biscucuit reference made me lol.

Definitely agree mornings are best! Although only on weekends, I'm way too sleepy and grumpy on weekdays. I barely have the energy to get dressed and fling myself in the car.

 

[mishi]

" paraletically pished "

that made me laugh! I haven't heard anyone come out with that phrase for an age! I love how we Scots say pished instead of pissed!

I've just noticed your from Dundee Liz, I'm a west coast girl, but my OH trained at Ninewells

 

[liz_milne]

Pished is one of my fave words ha ha x

Ninewells is where u had my daughter x my. sister works there too, well she is on matty. Leave just now though x

sent from my snazzy HTC

 

[Jolly81]

Love you ladies already - this thread is epic!

I LOVE morning sex, amazing, especially if you both wake up at 4am while it's still dark - sleepy f*ck

I haven't been on top since we started trying as I worried we'll waste those spermies - I keep promising OH I'll climb on as soon as I'm preggers. Not sure I'll even want to for a while!!!

BTW - I'm 5ft 1 and three quarters and OH is a 5' 11" baldy too, although not quite in the realms of Statham!!!!

If I'm feeling brave later I might post a piccie!!!!

Jules x

 

[Seb]

Well this thread has certainly lived up to its name..I think you know each other pretty well by now Such a giggle!!

I am way too scared to put up a pic, our ttc journey is hush hush. Anyone who knows us would b shocked to find out we were trying. Though I will happily add anyone on fb if they pm me their name..

I don't post much but it's great gettin to know all you girls on here xx

 

[Jolly81]

Ok so I was going to post a piccie of my baldy pussy, I mean my baldy AND my pussy!!! But can't see an easy way to upload photos- so I'll give you a visual;

My fella has a bit more hair than a shaved head, a definitely does not look like statham- when he grows his hair he almost looks like Paul weller and considers himself a mod!!! He's 5'11 and wants to call any sons we may have after the bristol city football club!!!

My pussy is grey/brown tabby with a white bib and socks- he's a naughty little bugger and likes to pounce on OHs bum when we're getting naughty in the sack!!!

So that will have to do until I configure out the photo malarkey!!! Would love to see the images that are in your heads now!!!!

Xxx

 

[liz_milne]

I just find it funny your pussy has a white bib and socks


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[netty]

cnt wait to see your baldy pussy! with bibs and socks on

 

[mishi]

I feel left out......I haven't got a pussy, although as you can see from previous posts on this thread I did have a bald one once!

 

[netty]

awww mishi i havent got a pussy either its ok! i have a piccy of me seducing a table though, and the tabel is loving it!

 

[H_Savage]

No pussy for me either. I do have a growler, however.

 

[itisbabytime]

We still did me on top (we did last cycle around ovulation as well ) and if you do it right then you can manouvere off and keep your arse in the air... No leakage at all !!

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how did i miss this thread... and how do you do this carnat??? if im on top as soon as i move even an inch off it it all gushes out all over him. he loves it with me on top but im worried about wasting spermies this way