Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut up!"
Whistle incessantly.
Sell cookies.
Shave. (this could be even more fun as a female!!)
Open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting in the lift. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act embarrassed when they open themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Mieow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a 10p piece in your nose.
Push all of the buttons when you get off... Works great if there are still people on it.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on you hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the lift wall with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space."
Bring a chair along to sit in.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut up!"
Whistle incessantly.
Sell cookies.
Shave. (this could be even more fun as a female!!)
Open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting in the lift. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act embarrassed when they open themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Mieow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a 10p piece in your nose.
Push all of the buttons when you get off... Works great if there are still people on it.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on you hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the lift wall with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space."
Bring a chair along to sit in.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
