drunken disasters

[mum2A&L]

ive just been speaking to my brother. He went to visit some uni mates this weekend. He said he got very drunk and woke up next to...................






























a bottle of hair dye! they dyed each others hair brown!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait to go and see him tomorrow and point and laugh!

the worse thing i think i have done when i was drunk was fall asleep with my arm around my mates loo. some clever sod too a pic and it was soon in everyones email inbox when i got to school the following monday! it sounds pathetic looking back, but i was so embarrassed!!


what embarrassing things has everyone else done whilst drunk?

 

[Baileysmummy]

sorry just had to laugh..

i havent got any i dont drink that much to get in any states..

 

[missac]

I thought I was being very cool at the age of 16 and whilst drunk I played football with the boys - ooh you little hussy I hear you cry well cool I wasn't when I went in for a tackle missed kicked a dudes shin and ended up at a and e with a broken ankle!

 

[violet-glow]

I really dont know if I should say this
(maybe deleting this lol)


When I was very very drunk, I havent been as bad as that night ever and will never again... let me just say that first lol

Well I went to the ladies loos and some bugger had put the toilet seat down... so I ended up peeing all over the seat

I told the woman that went in after me that the toilet was leaking lmao

 

[BabyDreams]

Ummmmm.....
After having too much to drink one night out, I told my then fiance (current husband) I was going to the loo. I then walked into a back room and passed out. I woke up at 4am and was locked inside the bar!!! ALONE! (I had also puked in the floor.)

I walked to the loo, straightened myself out the best I could, and walked out - setting off the alarms. Then I walked to the nearest gas station to call my fiance (who had my cellphone and my car). He had called the police and filed a missing person's report on me!!!

He thought someone had dragged me off from the bar...he had looked everywhere there and did not find me! He still didn't believe I had been locked inside the bar until the police called to ask me if I'd set off the alarm!!!
WORST DRUNK STORY EVER!!!

 

[missac]

Ummmmm.....
After having too much to drink one night out, I told my then fiance (current husband) I was going to the loo. I then walked into a back room and passed out. I woke up at 4am and was locked inside the bar!!! ALONE! (I had also puked in the floor.)

I walked to the loo, straightened myself out the best I could, and walked out - setting off the alarms. Then I walked to the nearest gas station to call my fiance (who had my cellphone and my car). He had called the police and filed a missing person's report on me!!!

He thought someone had dragged me off from the bar...he had looked everywhere there and did not find me! He still didn't believe I had been locked inside the bar until the police called to ask me if I'd set off the alarm!!!
WORST DRUNK STORY EVER!!!

that is the funniest thing I ever heard, and bless your fiance for worrying so much, Ithough you were going to say he had just gone home without you!

 

[BabyDreams]

that is the funniest thing I ever heard, and bless your fiance for worrying so much, Ithough you were going to say he had just gone home without you!

Glad you enjoyed it! I thought it was funny the next day. DH was sore about it for a few weeks!!!

And no, I would've KILLED him if he's just left me there!!! HE had some explaining to do too! Helped that he went home to call the police.