Cringe!!!

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  1. SarahLouB

    SarahLouB Well-Known Member

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    So I just had my 36 week midwife appointment and my mum came with me. The midwife was telling me ways to induce labour if I go overdue and my mum said "oh yes I was going to say as soon as Chris gets home you should have sex straight away" (my husband is working abroad and coming back a week after I'm due) she then said "it definitely worked for me when I was expecting your sister"! And then just when I thought it couldn't get any worse the midwife said "oh and there is something else you can try but I won't say in front of your mum" and my mum said "oh yes I know what you mean". I don't even know what she means!!! My husband is now trying to convince me it blowjobs and he's read a lot of research about it but I don't believe that for a second!!!

    Does anyone know what she meant?

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  2. katyloumc

    katyloumc Well-Known Member

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    Haha so funny, I've no idea what she meant but I'd like to find out ha
     
  3. Kelly450

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    Definitely oral sex.. My OH was very excited when he seen it wrote down on my sheet of the 10 ways in bring on labour :)

    Haha sounds like such an embarrassing app. My mum would be just the same :p xx
     
  4. Kelly450

    Kelly450 Well-Known Member

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    Here it is lol x

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  5. umbongo

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    mwahahahahaaaaaa oh nooooooooo! hee hee. Reminds me of when my Dad asked if we'd been triyng when I told him I was pregnant. he suddenly realised what he was asking. haha

    xx
     
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    The Maggie Howell book recommends nipple and clitoral stimulation !!

    That is meant to be a natural way to kick things off.

    xxxx
     
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    Yup, the semen is just as effective if applied directly to the cervix or ingested! Must have been a male figured that one out!
     
  9. Doodles

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    :rofl: omg I think I may actually pee myself in a minute, hubby is deffinately not seeing this!
     
  10. katyloumc

    katyloumc Well-Known Member

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    Seriously???!!! Haha there is no way I'm telling my hubby this!
     
  11. Constantstar

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    Haha cringe! ! ; )

    mummy to ds 11/7/11
    pregnant *team pink* due 12/9/13
     
  12. Lauren84

    Lauren84 Well-Known Member

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    Oh my god cringeeee!! Haahahaa

    My husband will be very pleased about that, I'm not going to show him though hehe xx
     
  13. SarahLouB

    SarahLouB Well-Known Member

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    Well I told my husband about the BJ's and he's very pleased! That will be the absolute last resort though! I'm pretty sure I won't be that desperate!!!

    I also text my sister and said "When mum was expecting you and you were late, mum and dad had sex to get you out. I just had to hear about it so I thought I would torture you with that little fact as well. You are welcome" hahaha I know it's mean but I couldn't help myself! I think she hates me now :)
     
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    I don't know about cringe, gag more like with the BJs! My gag reflex is way too sensitive since the tri 1 sickness! Poor hubby!
     

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