I think I may be about to shoot a bird.
It's nearly half past midnight and this sodding bird is sitting outside our house warbling SO LOUDLY. It sounds like bloody Roger Whittaker.
What's that all about?! I thought birds were supposed to sing in the morning not in the middle of the night!
He's been at it now since Sunday and he's keeping me AWAKE!
Now...where's my potato gun?
It's nearly half past midnight and this sodding bird is sitting outside our house warbling SO LOUDLY. It sounds like bloody Roger Whittaker.
What's that all about?! I thought birds were supposed to sing in the morning not in the middle of the night!
He's been at it now since Sunday and he's keeping me AWAKE!
Now...where's my potato gun?