budge said:dionne you can be my second deputy if you like. will you wear a beret ?
You got a bikini dionne similar to the one I'm posing in, in the photo on page 1??!! If so, you may join our party

Er Budge what are we called oh wise one???
budge said:dionne you can be my second deputy if you like. will you wear a beret ?
budge said:you raise a good point. i will have to go and discuss this wih my deputy. i need to ifne tune it.
glitzyglamgirl said:slightly off to the right there budge arnt ya love![]()
Ok my policies would be:
There would be no "bands" for income tax, but instead everyone would pay the same percentage. I think its unfair that higher earners pay less of a percentage than low earners.
Council tax would be broken down into catagories and services - so for example if you live on a road where the street lights never work you have the right to with-hold that section of your payments until they are fixed, and you only pay for the services you actually use.
There would be no more bottomless pit of government funding for pointless things like counting statistics for how many people have blue eyes as opposed to brown. The money is much needed elsewhere.
I would halt all military actions, bring all of our soldiers home and instead train and employ peace negotiators and mediators and start to end the conflicts once and for all.
All schools would follow the Steiner principles of education (see here if you have no idea what im on about http://www.steinerwaldorf.org.uk/ )
I would make it compulsory to attend parenting classes as soon a woman becomes pregnant, and these would teach about the basic pyscological damage things such as neglect, violence and too much shouting can cause, and parents from certain "lifestyles" will be more closely monitored. I would ideally like to see licenses to have children but it would be near impossible to control.
thats it for now - oh yeah apart from one more thing - free chocolate for pre-menstrual women![]()
glitzyglamgirl said:berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky![]()
(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)
lozzijane said:One rule i wud enforce is that if you CHOOSE to smoke/live an unhealthy lifestyle YOU are responsible for your illhealth..
eg smokers with lung cancer...
budge said:definately frangelle!
glitzyglamgirl said:berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky![]()
(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)
frangelle said:budge said:definately frangelle!
wahoooo,![]()
And free berets for all children under 5???
budge said:glitzyglamgirl said:berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky![]()
(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)
i can see we have an anarchist in out midst
budge said:im not sure!
she opted for the swallowing death didn't she![]()
frangelle said:lozzijane said:One rule i wud enforce is that if you CHOOSE to smoke/live an unhealthy lifestyle YOU are responsible for your illhealth..
eg smokers with lung cancer...
and obese people and anorexics then?