becoming prime minister

budge said:
dionne you can be my second deputy if you like. will you wear a beret ?

You got a bikini dionne similar to the one I'm posing in, in the photo on page 1??!! If so, you may join our party :)

Er Budge what are we called oh wise one???
 
budge said:
you raise a good point. i will have to go and discuss this wih my deputy. i need to ifne tune it.

I agree with Dionne, prime ministress!!! There should be alot more jobs available from home for mothers. I would certainly consider this option.

And I also think they make it far too difficult for mothers to get back to work. For example, when I was looking for a job with my ONE A LEVEL :roll: I could not find a job that would pay enough for me to lose our tax credits, and as I only really have my Gran for support and so no one can pick up LO from school etc, so we really struggle financially some months.
 
slightly off to the right there budge arnt ya love :lol:

Ok my policies would be:

There would be no "bands" for income tax, but instead everyone would pay the same percentage. I think its unfair that higher earners pay less of a percentage than low earners.

Council tax would be broken down into catagories and services - so for example if you live on a road where the street lights never work you have the right to with-hold that section of your payments until they are fixed, and you only pay for the services you actually use.

There would be no more bottomless pit of government funding for pointless things like counting statistics for how many people have blue eyes as opposed to brown. The money is much needed elsewhere.

I would halt all military actions, bring all of our soldiers home and instead train and employ peace negotiators and mediators and start to end the conflicts once and for all.

All schools would follow the Steiner principles of education (see here if you have no idea what im on about http://www.steinerwaldorf.org.uk/ )

I would make it compulsory to attend parenting classes as soon a woman becomes pregnant, and these would teach about the basic pyscological damage things such as neglect, violence and too much shouting can cause, and parents from certain "lifestyles" will be more closely monitored. I would ideally like to see licenses to have children but it would be near impossible to control.

thats it for now - oh yeah apart from one more thing - free chocolate for pre-menstrual women :dance:
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
slightly off to the right there budge arnt ya love :lol:

Ok my policies would be:

There would be no "bands" for income tax, but instead everyone would pay the same percentage. I think its unfair that higher earners pay less of a percentage than low earners.

Council tax would be broken down into catagories and services - so for example if you live on a road where the street lights never work you have the right to with-hold that section of your payments until they are fixed, and you only pay for the services you actually use.

There would be no more bottomless pit of government funding for pointless things like counting statistics for how many people have blue eyes as opposed to brown. The money is much needed elsewhere.

I would halt all military actions, bring all of our soldiers home and instead train and employ peace negotiators and mediators and start to end the conflicts once and for all.

All schools would follow the Steiner principles of education (see here if you have no idea what im on about http://www.steinerwaldorf.org.uk/ )

I would make it compulsory to attend parenting classes as soon a woman becomes pregnant, and these would teach about the basic pyscological damage things such as neglect, violence and too much shouting can cause, and parents from certain "lifestyles" will be more closely monitored. I would ideally like to see licenses to have children but it would be near impossible to control.

thats it for now - oh yeah apart from one more thing - free chocolate for pre-menstrual women :dance:

But what are your views on berets? :lol:
 
berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky :lol:

(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)
 
can we make men our personal slaves who have to carry out our every whim??? :think: :wink:
 
One rule i wud enforce is that if you CHOOSE to smoke/live an unhealthy lifestyle YOU are responsible for your illhealth..

eg smokers with lung cancer...
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky :lol:

(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)

Oooooh I shall watch out for you when we are in power, you might target our beret making factories- there will be one in every major city,(once PM Budge has ok'd it) 8)
 
lozzijane said:
One rule i wud enforce is that if you CHOOSE to smoke/live an unhealthy lifestyle YOU are responsible for your illhealth..

eg smokers with lung cancer...

and obese people and anorexics then?
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky :lol:

(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)

i can see we have an anarchist in out midst
 
budge said:
glitzyglamgirl said:
berets will be banned, as they are unsightly and too wonky :lol:

(senses the opposition adjusting berets angrily)

i can see we have an anarchist in out midst

How shall we deal with her Budge? :twisted:
 
im not sure!
she opted for the swallowing death didn't she :think:
 
budge said:
im not sure!
she opted for the swallowing death didn't she :think:

I think you maybe right, she did :rotfl:

I'm sure OAP's would appreciate a nice sensible beret especially in the cold months, good thinking!!!
 
bring it on :twisted: :twisted:

you beret wearing smurfs cant be in power forever, and when you fall I will be there with my free chocolate ready to take your place

mwahahahahahahahaha
 
frangelle said:
lozzijane said:
One rule i wud enforce is that if you CHOOSE to smoke/live an unhealthy lifestyle YOU are responsible for your illhealth..

eg smokers with lung cancer...

and obese people and anorexics then?



anorexia is a mental health issue


smoking is a life choice.
 

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