I wrote this while I was pregnant with Rowan. Have to say I found it comfy to sit on and great during labour but as for getting him in the right position, cant say I'm convinced as he was born 'back to back'
He did arrive on his due date though
An Ode to my Birthing Ball
I saw it on the internet
It was a lovely add
All in blue and lilac
And the price didn't seem too bad
They had a striking model
Sat upon the ball
She looked so well and healthy
No trace of pain at all
But looking back with hindsight
I think she was too thin
A pillow up her jumper
Feined the growing life within
There were no swollen ankles
No stretch marks to behold
Cause thats not advertising
And that wont get them sold
So like a blooming wally
I coughed up twenty quid
Told the hubby was a fiver
Thought thats what women did
So I waited in with baited breath
My package to arrive
But didnt hear the doorbell
Cause my washing was outside
So to the local office
I drove with hidden glee
With passport, bill and calling card
Just to prove its me
So now I have my birthing ball
I'm proud I'll have you know
I'm bouncing and I'm rocking
And I'm rolling to and fro
So let the labour come what may
I'm ready and I'm able
Its gonna be an easy ride
It says so on the label!