Am I in labour or what?

[Princess_Puddles]

Last post was 10 mins ago lol Go Miracle babe!

 

[budge]

she may have had him!

 

[Princess_Puddles]

she may have had him!

Her OH or the baby? lol

 

[Jade89]

both

 

[Miracle babe]

You lot are awful, I was having dinner. However for desert

 

[Miracle babe]

Just wondering, I'm also getting pressure on my rectum and no I don't want a shit is this a good sign

 

[sarah113]

good luck hun!!

 

You had that rumpy pumpy yet?

 

[Miracle babe]

I'm working on it

 

[Rosieroo]

Pressure is good

Keep at home as long as you can, last thing you want is to be stuck in hospital. Now get and have some full on rumpy!!

 

[cab'o'holic]

I'm working on it

Still on here! try harder, go get him

 

[mummykay]

oooooooooooooh good luck miracle babe!!

 

That cervix needs him spermies!!!

 

[fran_23]

good luck hun!
your in labour woo
get humping then! hehe
hope you'll have your L/O in your arms by 2mo!! xx

 

[little*red]

That cervix needs him spermies!!!

I always thought it was the big 'O' that brought on the labour?

 

[Jo]

Go on girlie

 

The O makes you contract but the sperm is like the prostin gel they use to kick start you in an induction

 

[Miracle babe]

He got stage fright again and cant perform, feel really shit now like I'm NEVER gonna get this baby out. Its just not funny any more, feel like I've done all the work and all he has to do is ONE thing and he cant even do that. I could just sob and scream.

 

[budge]

oh miracle babe


pull yourself together you silly trout! Odcourse you can do it. you're a woman !

 

Tell him to do it in a cup! We don't need men!