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...as I am a lottery winner. I got an email from the Australian Lottery

ATTN: WINNER
AUSTRALIA Online Info.

National Lottery
FROM THE DESK OF MRS.JOAN KROC
ONLINE COORDINATOR
NATIONAL LOTTO AUSTRALIA
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
New South Wales
SOUTH AUSTRALIA
(Customer Services)

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the result of Loteria
Primitiva Free promotion. We are happy to inform you that your email
address have emerged a winner of Two Million United States
Dollars($2.000, 000, 00).All participants were selected randomly from
World Wide
Websites and guest books through computer draw system and extracted
from over 100,000 individuals and companies.

However no previous notification is given before your email address was
picked for this lottery. Generally email address are picked, the draws
are processed by the computer through a special program that is special
designed for this lottery, the program is known as Random Access
Program (RAP) This software picks email addresses from the internet and
through a random process, picks the winners through their email
address.

To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent:
Barr.GARRY CLARK
AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY PROMOTION
Tel: +234 70 3444 8511
EMAIL:[email protected]

PROMOTION DATE:28th December 2008
REFERENCE NUMBER: SLEU/2031/5256/08
BATCH NUMBER:19/051/IPF
DRAW LUCKY NUMBER: Ball number 11,Ball number 13,Ball number 26,Ball
number 34,Ball number 44,Ball number 48.
======================
==============================================
APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM (Receipt Official Notification Letter)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
[FULL NAME OF WINNER]
[FULL MAILING ADDRESS]
[COUNTRY/ REGION]
[STATE/ PROVINCE]
[DATE OF BIRTH]
[SEX]
[MARITAL STATUS]
[OCCUPATION]
[CURRENT E-MAIL]
[TEL HOME]
[CELLPHONE NUMBER]
[FAX]

Remember,all prize money must be claimed not later than the 15th of
January 2008 or will be returned as Unclaimed and
donated to 20 charity organizations in ASIA.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your
prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.
Congratulations!!!

Warm Regards,
Mrs.Joan Kroc
Director, Award Distribution Center.

Microsoft © Copyright 2008 Microsoft lotto International All rights
reserved.

Its a bit odd as I can't remember buying a lottery ticket when I was out there in 2002 but obviously I must have. Not sure what I am going to spend the money on yet but a big house and a new car are top of my list. As soon as I get my winnigs through I will be throwing a massive party and you will all be invited.

Am just going to email them my bank details as they must be the real thing as it has a copyright and everything ;) :rotfl:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

that made me laugh!!!

Oh and happy 10 months to Cally!! and happy birthday to Seren! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
 
Dont you just LOVE those emails.....NOT :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Slinky Sarah said:
dontcha love how the claim by date is nearly a year ago :rotfl: :rotfl:

lol I know, might email them back to point this out and see what they say
 
beanie said:
Slinky Sarah said:
dontcha love how the claim by date is nearly a year ago :rotfl: :rotfl:

lol I know, might email them back to point this out and see what they say

lol definatly...wonder if they will re send an emmail explaining the typo and put the correct date on :lol: :lol:
 
*puts on male nigerian accent* "goooooooooooooooood evening madaaaaam! if i could just have your bank account number and sort code, to pay the monies, in." :lol:


i am ALWAYS the lucky 1 millionth visitor on websites i go on and a definate prize winner- funny that, i'm not that lucky in "real life" :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "madame there is a pigeon in your bank account"

Don't honestly when i worked for the police there was an abundance of old people that got emails like this and that letter about the spanish lottery and they bought it hook line and sinker, It amazes me anyone could fall for it but there are some vunerable and lets face it just plain stupid people that do!! its sad!
 
Gosh you're so lucky beanie. I never win the lottery but apparently I need my penis enlarged by 3 inches according to the emails I get :(
 
daftscotslass said:
Gosh you're so lucky beanie. I never win the lottery but apparently I need my penis enlarged by 3 inches according to the emails I get :(

:hug: I'll pay for your new schlong :rotfl:
 
You don't know me but I'm your long lost second cousin twice removed by marriage. Any chance of a few hundred????

It's hard to believe anyone falls for these but working in IT and being young and sensible I guess I have an advantage. Imagine if it were someone old and hard up (especially these days) and this must seem like the miracle they always prayed for.
 
Woo hoo!

I too have a wealth of offers to extend my penis but I am obviously smaller than you as I get offers for an extra 4 inches :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
yummy-mummy said:
You don't know me but I'm your long lost second cousin twice removed by marriage. Any chance of a few hundred????

It's hard to believe anyone falls for these but working in IT and being young and sensible I guess I have an advantage. Imagine if it were someone old and hard up (especially these days) and this must seem like the miracle they always prayed for.

The old and hard up don't have the internet :wink:
 
:rotfl: I thought phonejacker when I read it

well I replied

"Wow, that's fantastic.Sadly though the claim by date was January 2008 so I am unable to be part of this exciting money win - I really hope the charities I have helped are happy :)

Thank you for letting me know what I could have won though"

I guess I'll have to keep the day job ;)
 

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