whats the most bizzare thing youve seen on ebay

I think you have to win the auction to see them
 
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:puke: :puke: :puke:

shall i put one of alices poopy nappies on!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
yeah im gonna put sum of my bfs boxers on too :D :rotfl:
 
lol

ooo!!! how about a bag of my cats used litter!! :rotfl:

or the fluff from my tumble dryer......
 
or ear wax on its original cotton bud, how bout it ladies :D
 
OMG Why would people sell these things?

Those fingernails where horrible :puke:
 
Hi,

My favourtie eBay auction was an american one from years ago, it's not online anymore but I have the description saved - it made me laugh so much!

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Ass Kicking
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Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.
 
i've seen a sprout and a christmas dinner for sale.

all the others have made me feel rather :puke: :puke: :puke:
 
I got nagged into buying OH a mug that cost 16 bloody quid :cry:
It wasnt that impressive either. Someone had bought a cheap mug for say a quid and put a sticker on it. But OH was obsessed with it and just had to have it :roll:
 

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