Oh aswell as splodge, It gets called little demon, or if he is really doing my head in.. devil spawn. But he gets a cuddle and such when ive clamed down again so make up for it.
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I sound crazy. He doesnt know what im saying and im soothing him after calling him devil spawn. Tsk
But I have an excuse, Every time I stand up, sit down, laugh, cough, or breath to fast, He does somethin and it hurts.
And its usually just a friendly "Ugh what are you doin ya lil devil's beast?" and then i smile and pat him on the rump.
Im doing it again. Im rationalising calling him a bad name. Oh lord help me.