WHAT DO YOU CALL THE VAGINA & PENIS

Vagina - NooNoo
Willy - Winkie

 

[Izzy]

For us...

Vagina = "Honeypot" or "space" lol
Penis = Willy or winkle

Izzyx

 

[minikins]

What I will first tell Dom they are called;

Mini
Willy

But what I call them or words that make me laugh (here goes);

Penis words

Pork sword
Spam Javaline
Todger
Dick
Winkie
Cock
Schlong
Knob
Womb hunter
One eyed trouser snake
Womb Raider

and many more

OK lady bits

Fanny
beefy curtains
I have know added hairy oyster
bearded axe wound
Vadge
Fury cup

I better stop now before I get kicked off this forum

 

[Izzy]

bearded axe wound

Minkins - thats HORRENDOUS!!

lol

Izzyx

 

[minikins]

I know that's what my husband calls it really not me - typical bloke.

 

[Kim]

minikins you are solely responsible for making me wet myself sat at my computer - thanks

 

[minikins]

minikins you are solely responsible for making me wet myself sat at my computer - thanks

AHA - you wet your pants, nah nah nah nah nah - sorry i am in a childish mood now after this thread.

 

[hearts81]

Cant believe there's so many posts on a thread about this lol

Penis is 'Willy' and vagina is 'Bits'

 

[LauraB]

beefy curtains

Oh dear god, that's funny

 

[minikins]

beefy curtains

Oh dear god, that's funny

Phew I thought you were going to through me off the forum for that

 

[Dee1985]

**** bump for Budge ****

 

[Rosieroo]

Beefy curtains, can't believe I missed that one!

My god you've cheered me up

 

[HayleyB]

This thread is so funny!!

Penis - Hoo Hoo or Tinky
Vagina - Lady Garden or tuppance - was always tuppance as a little girl!

xox

 

[Alicebabe]

Hayley - WTF?!

Hoo hoo or Tinky?

 

[hev&madi]

girls bits- tulula "lulu"
boys- dinkle or willy

i wont write what other half calls them hehe

 

[HayleyB]

Hayley - WTF?!

Hoo hoo or Tinky?

I know!! Thats DH's names for them!

 

[skatty]

I was watching an episode of Little Britian the other day and Vicky Pollard called her vagina a muller fruit corner

 

[Tam]

My DD also knows the female anatomy as a front bum and a back bum She came up with that all on her own, but she has no idea what a vagina is!

Our names are:

V - Haypenny bit

P - Little man & willy, My OH calls his "Mini me"

 

[Tara & Liam]

so funny.

v = nonney (sp)
p = winkle.

i remember in 'the young ones' rik had pants with 'girl bait' on them