WHAT DO YOU CALL THE VAGINA & PENIS

[Kelly G]

Vag - Mini

Penis - Dobber or Winky

 

[Flossy82]

Vag - Muff

Penis - John Thomas

Dont ask me why with either of these as its the o/h who gives it names like that!

 

[Rosieroo]

Vag - Poonanni (sp) going to have to change that one. Think it will be fairy or penny!
Penis - Tinky

 

[Em78]

rosieroo i thought my dh and his insane mate were the only ones who used poonani? he he! its now used to generally describe fit women though but they started by using it for vag!

anyway for me - vag - hairy oyster/poonani
penis - willie -sorry boring!

my mum calls a vag MARY

she was in stiches when my 3yr old neice was talking about the nativity set at creche compared to her one at home. she kept on about how she had a blonde mary and they had a brown mary, and it wasnt right to have a brown mary was it? my poor mum nearly wet herself!

xx

 

[amyknight88]

penis - little man or tinkle

vag - tupence

 

[Princess_Puddles]

You all make me laugh.
I call them,
Vagina - Fanny, Mini or Totty lol what my lil sis calls it
Penis - Willy or Worm

 

[Tiny Sue]

We must be very boring, OH and I, we use the proper words!

BUT when I was a kid, our family used

Tawdly, John Thomas, Dangler, Jingleberry, meat and two veg, etc etc for penis

And

Private parts, "down there", "beautiful Venice" etc for vagina.

Sue

 

[nicki]

Vagina - Froof
Penis - Wang????

 

[Tiny Sue]

How do we know that God was a civil engineer?

Who else would route a waste pipe through a recreational area?

 

[emilia]

tuppence and willy

The same in our house.

Emilia xx

 

[Lilli]

V - Flower
P - Blue

 

[Yvonne]

Vagina..... Faj or Flu
Penis....... Dick, knob

Amy calls a willy a tail and a vagina a tuppy!!!

 

[violet-glow]

lol! ...i love this topic....

my mum used to call both a waterspout when I was little, I used to think it was a naughty word lol

I tell my son that its a - winkle - he doesnt really know the difference yet, but my partner calls a womans private parts a foo foo


anyway nice topic will enjoy reading what more people come up with lol

Jo
xxx

 

[Hypnorm]

oh dear i nearly died laughing at this

Never really given it a thought, but i expect my little mans will be a willy or winky,

No sure about calling female bits a flower or fairy - could confuse the kids esp if some poor kid is on about playing with their fairies, or playing with flowers in the garden... or maybe i'm being a bit weird

i think probably tuppence or lady bits..

 

[pammie]

in the house we call them
Fofo (for girls)
dinkle (for my little boy)
potty training was funny in the middle of asda My little boy AJ shouted Mummy i need to sprinkle from my dinkle
I couldnt breathe from laughing

 

[LauraB]

Ours have always been:-

Vagina - lulu (or loo-loo? Not sure how I would spell it, never written it down before!)
Penis - widgie or widge

Great subject Dionne!

 

[skatty]

Vagina - Doo-da

penis - willy, winkle, sausage, worm

 

[Minxy]

V- FLOWER

never heard any other family call it it this but now I see it's quite popular!
That comes from my family, as OH has TWO sisters but no name for it in his house (hmm...repressed!? think so!)

P- TAIL

My sonographer today referred to my baby's as his 'snail'!

 

[Melly+2]

fufoo and thingy lol

 

[rusks]

P= Mr. Frisky or Jimmy

V= flange or punnani!!