my walk today

[budge]

i don't know what it is with me and male genitalia.

anyway me and the girls went a walk today to the woods nearby. We stopped and looked at the lovely horses in a field. one of them had a plaited mane.
then in the middle of this lovely familiy scene where my girls were alll looking and the horse in adoration with angelic innocent smiles on thier faces the horses penis came right out of a little hooded bit and grew and grew (as did my lovely daughters eyes ) and then stopped just short of the grass . Then it did an almighty piss and retracted the penis and walked off.

my daughters and i were left gazing with wry smiles. Bethany was the one to break the ice.
Mummy what was that on the horses tummy?
i told her it was what the horse had a wee wee from.

What IS it with me and penis and testicles?????

 

[Tam]

You have this effect on the male species, what can I say..........get used to it, you sexy beast you!!

 

[Peanut]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahahaha I guess youm jus' lucky Budge!

 

[Jo]

Saw this and thought of you straight away

 

[budge]

*faints*

 

[Jo]

Actually got tears streaming down my face here, kids are looking at me like i'm stupid

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

 

[Tam]

 

[sophie]

 

[chezzabell]

maybe its a sign ur having a boy with very big male parts?

 

[budge]

oh look you have erect laughing smilies!

 

[budge]

how strange they've turned over now

 

[budge]

now they've gone.

 

[Jo]

??????????

 

[budge]

forget it Jo. im going doo lally tap.

 

[cassi]

omg this made me laugh out load hahahhaha ur too sexy budge

lol