Vagina = death

[LouiseB]

That what it says in my IVF book anyway! (it's a blooming hard read )

The acidic conditions in the vagina kill sperm cells almost instantaneously and out of the tens of million sperm cells only a couple of hundred make it into the cervix at all.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, it's a shame i don't think i have a turkey baster... yet

 

[Tracey M]

Lol....turkey baster....lmao

 

[kizzibea]

When you read things like that, it makes you wonder why the human race didn't die out centuries ago!

 

[XHopefulX]

There is a 3 for 2 on the turkey basters in our Tescos lol honestly gov I was looking for a potato peeler x

 

[kizzibea]

That's cool, you could get a couple then, one for the Christmas turkey & one for a bun in the oven.

 

[LouiseB]

There is a 3 for 2 on the turkey basters in our Tescos lol honestly gov I was looking for a potato peeler x

Hahahahaha! Old habits die hard, eh? lol Now we know where your secret to success lol

I know Kizzi lol You'd think mummy nature would want us to reproduce

 

[Lilelephant]

Ha ha at the turkey basters!!! Anything is worth a go tho! He he!!

 

[LouiseB]

Oh and i read something else too - if a women has too much of the hormone that makes boobies produce milk, that it can cause their period to disappear.

Just something that i didn't know that made me think of some of you ladeis

 

[linxminx21]

oh god and we wonder why were having such a hard time ttc........... hmm now we know
and turky basters are going to be selling out fast around the uk this week

 

[pinkymum]

Well ladies I used a syringe and you don't have to be gay to AI! Get to tescos!!!!!!

 

[linxminx21]

i think well all be there now if it worked for you

 

[SunnyGirl]

One of the most attention-grabbing titles ever hehe!
It reminded me of studying feminism and patriarchy lol!

 

[LouiseB]

Well ladies I used a syringe and you don't have to be gay to AI! Get to tescos!!!!!!

Everytime i consider self insemination, you are definately my inspiration I might just do it this time.

I already have a speculum after Shauna posted that cervical photos website, i wanted to see mine too - i'm not a squeemish person, but ewww gross.

 

[Tracey M]

You know this is not a bad idea lol....if I'm not pregnany by January, ill give it a go....

 

[Princess81]

Oh and i read something else too - if a women has too much of the hormone that makes boobies produce milk, that it can cause their period to disappear.

Just something that i didn't know that made me think of some of you ladeis

And not having enough seems to have the same affect. I was lacking in prolactin at my blood tests and that can be a prob too

 

[Binzy]

Nice title for a Friday night mate! Made me chuckle.