Today's positivity thread

well the bloody OH hasnt actually come in yet, the ******* finishes at half 5! dont know where the hell he is?!
 
Lol...he might b hidin from a crazed,hormonal sex monster that gonna eat him alive wen he walks in lmao

I've eaten full pineapple,full portion of madras (were now regulars at the Indian),I'm soakin in a clary sage oil bath (overdone the oil by loads but don't care),gonna go 4 a gallop then rock on all fours (hopin dh will help with the rockin ;)) then gonna give him the ride of his life-he has absolutely no intentions of this happenin cos he's worried about harmin baby but he's not gonna have a choice in it-I will harm him if he doesn't give me the goods lol...anyway itl only take him 5 mins so should b able to fit it in durin the adverts of whatever he's watchin :rofl:
 
:rofl: emma you sound like me! OH has just come in all stressed, i think im still gonna risk it, he may fully appreciate the relief or slap me off him! we shall see! ha might give him a little while to settle down though! god i wish i liked curry, i hate it. and pineapples make my mouth sore so not bothering with that, a gallop if i could be fucked would be good lol but ive walked dogs today that will do, and er have a shower before i go to bed i think, then go to my sweep tomorrow morning and hope and pray it works! heres to inducing labour! x
 
I'm now prayin for a dye date baby,an old school friend is due 2mrw aswel and she's been havin same on off symptoms as me,were both at mw's tomorrow-she's got the appt after me so will b interestin to see if 1 or both of us don't make it :D
 
Lol...he might b hidin from a crazed,hormonal sex monster that gonna eat him alive wen he walks in lmao

I've eaten full pineapple,full portion of madras (were now regulars at the Indian),I'm soakin in a clary sage oil bath (overdone the oil by loads but don't care),gonna go 4 a gallop then rock on all fours (hopin dh will help with the rockin ;)) then gonna give him the ride of his life-he has absolutely no intentions of this happenin cos he's worried about harmin baby but he's not gonna have a choice in it-I will harm him if he doesn't give me the goods lol...anyway itl only take him 5 mins so should b able to fit it in durin the adverts of whatever he's watchin :rofl:

Hahaha!
 
you two are hilarious! I wish I had the confidence to pounce my OH, I am too scraed of the look on his face when he sees me jiggling about infront of him :oooo::lol:
 
we all laughed but seems like it worked haha
 
Lexi-did ur oh get a bj? Cos if u swallowed then ur waters broke my dh is gonna b in for the shock of his life later :D
 

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