Momma`Kat
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Got given this book by a friend the other day, Looks like a bit of fun, Ive just picked it up and the first page is this..
"Top 10 lies about pregnancy"
10 - Lamaze Works.
9 - Morning sickness is gone by lunchtime.
8 - Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.
7 - You will have your pre pregnancy figure back in three months, especially if you breast feed.
6 - Oil massages prevent stretch marks.
5 - Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.
4 - "I swear your face hasnt changed at all!"
3 - Pregnancy brings a man and a woman closer together (Yeah, You and Your Doctor!)
2 - "You havent put on weight anywhere but your tummy!"
1 - Pregnancy only lasts 9 months.
"Top 10 lies about pregnancy"
10 - Lamaze Works.
9 - Morning sickness is gone by lunchtime.
8 - Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.
7 - You will have your pre pregnancy figure back in three months, especially if you breast feed.
6 - Oil massages prevent stretch marks.
5 - Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.
4 - "I swear your face hasnt changed at all!"
3 - Pregnancy brings a man and a woman closer together (Yeah, You and Your Doctor!)
2 - "You havent put on weight anywhere but your tummy!"
1 - Pregnancy only lasts 9 months.