The best friends' guide to pregnancy (Or every thing your doctor wont tell you)

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Got given this book by a friend the other day, Looks like a bit of fun, Ive just picked it up and the first page is this..

"Top 10 lies about pregnancy"

10 - Lamaze Works.

9 - Morning sickness is gone by lunchtime.

8 - Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.

7 - You will have your pre pregnancy figure back in three months, especially if you breast feed.

6 - Oil massages prevent stretch marks.

5 - Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.

4 - "I swear your face hasnt changed at all!"

3 - Pregnancy brings a man and a woman closer together (Yeah, You and Your Doctor!)

2 - "You havent put on weight anywhere but your tummy!"

1 - Pregnancy only lasts 9 months.
 
That looks like a funny book! Might have to get it!
 
Got given this book by a friend the other day, Looks like a bit of fun, Ive just picked it up and the first page is this..

"Top 10 lies about pregnancy"

10 - Lamaze Works.

9 - Morning sickness is gone by lunchtime.

8 - Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.

7 - You will have your pre pregnancy figure back in three months, especially if you breast feed.

6 - Oil massages prevent stretch marks.

5 - Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.

4 - "I swear your face hasnt changed at all!"

3 - Pregnancy brings a man and a woman closer together (Yeah, You and Your Doctor!)

2 - "You havent put on weight anywhere but your tummy!"

1 - Pregnancy only lasts 9 months.

I read this book a while ago as it was recommended in the Mother and Baby magazine - It's fantastic and I couldn't put it down! It's so refreshing to read something light-hearted that is pregnancy related, rather than the usual 'do's and don'ts' books that can lead to paranoid and anxiousness!!!

Enjoy x xx
 
I have this book!! I am very close to finishing it and it has had me in stitches!! x
 
Ha Ha!
I've just ordered the book on amazon after reading that- can't wait for it to arrive!
 
i have this book too and also the follow ups: best friends guide to motherhood, and guide to toddlers....

i have read them over and over again - they make me laugh so much!
 

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