I caught sight of my arse in the mirror today. My first though was OMG does that really belong to me and the second thought was I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ON MY ARSE! Lovely eh.
I told Richard and he said yeah they have been there for weeks i just didn't want to tell you in case you hit me
I told Richard and he said yeah they have been there for weeks i just didn't want to tell you in case you hit me